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Thread: Game Thread: Twins vs Mariners, 6/2 - 1:10pm

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    Twins Moderator MVP Riverbrian's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Danny Farquhar.

    I got nothin', I just like typing that.

    Farquhar.
    How old do you think he was: when he came to the conclusion that his name was Farquhar and there were better last names to be had.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    I wanted to see Hicksie get a shot at the cycle.

    10 run top of the 9th?

    //ducks for cover//

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    How old do you think he was: when he came to the conclusion that his name was Farquhar and there were better last names to be had.
    "Son, this world is rough
    And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
    And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
    So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
    I knew you'd have to get tough or die
    And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

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    Ok, 3:50 pm and I finally feel safe saying this: We are going to smack Bonderman around for a bunch of runs today. Count on it.

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    I wonder how many runs the Mariners would have scored today if Doumit wasn't so bad at pitch framing.

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    Very nice win and as usual a hilarious game thread. Thanks guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe A. Preusser View Post
    Ok, 3:50 pm and I finally feel safe saying this: We are going to smack Bonderman around for a bunch of runs today. Count on it.
    Good timing... Perfectly done...

    Every year... I'd fill out my college basketball brackets and I would get clobbered. My champion would be knocked out in the 1st round.

    I had to come up with a system that worked... I played with a bunch of them... Same result...

    Finally I found one... And it worked and I haven't missed a single game in 3 years of filling out brackets.

    I wait til the games are over and then fill it out. It works every time!
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Enjoy your Sunday everyone. Thanks for another fun game thread, my brothers. And sisters. And "others."

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    I wonder how many runs the Mariners would have scored today if Doumit wasn't so bad at pitch framing.
    Negative 5?

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Danny Farquhar.

    I got nothin', I just like typing that.

    Farquhar.
    The games won't be the same for you with Farquhar and Furbush leaving town. Maybe TR can work a trade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Or the "Acme Rocket-Powered-Roller-Skate Co."
    I tried a pair of those to keep up with my boys on their bikes.



    There's no warranty against soiled pants.
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    There's no warranty against soiled pants.
    Well, that Depends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PseudoSABR View Post
    Well, that Depends.
    Ba Dum Tssssh... Here's the pitch... Deep Drive... and that one is out of here... And we'll see ya Tomorrow... umm... Tuesday Night.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Danny Farquhar.

    I got nothin', I just like typing that.

    Farquhar.
    Between him and Furbush the Mariners must lead the league in guys getting pantsed on the playground after the game.

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