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    Quote Originally Posted by SydneyTwinsFan View Post
    That started well
    A man went skydiving for the first time, and after five seconds in the air he pulled the ripcord. Nothing happened. He tried again. Still nothing. He started to panic, but remembered his backup chute and pulled that cord. Nothing happened. Suddenly, he looked down and saw a man going up! Just as the other guy passed by, the skydiver yelled, “Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?” The other guy yelled back, “Heck no! Do you know anything about catching fly balls hit off of Kevin Correia?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by SydneyTwinsFan View Post
    That started well
    When was the last game that the Twins were leading?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SydneyTwinsFan View Post
    That started well
    yeah... It was only a solo shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Plenty o' good seats available at TF.
    There will be more if the Twins keep falling behind in the early innings and never rallying.

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    And then KC strikes out Trout and Hamilton. Go figure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    A man went skydiving for the first time, and after five seconds in the air he pulled the ripcord. Nothing happened. He tried again. Still nothing. He started to panic, but remembered his backup chute and pulled that cord. Nothing happened. Suddenly, he looked down and saw a man going up! Just as the other guy passed by, the skydiver yelled, “Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?” The other guy yelled back, “Heck no! Do you know anything about catching fly balls hit off of Kevin Correia?”
    That's nothing to joke about

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    Quote Originally Posted by sydneytwinsfan View Post
    and then kc strikes out /insert name here/. Go figure.
    ftfy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    When was the last game that the Twins were leading?
    I looked it up... April 9th..................1987

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    Quote Originally Posted by SydneyTwinsFan View Post
    And then KC strikes out Trout and Hamilton. Go figure.
    Hamilton looking, no less.

    edit: Must be the batter's eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willihammer View Post
    That's nothing to joke about
    Lemme guess, your uncle died in a skydiving accident. My apologies. If only I could find that delete button...

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    At least Mauer is getting the job done -- we need at least one run here.

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    Look at Joe getting around on something. Atta boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Lemme guess, your uncle died in a skydiving accident. My apologies. If only I could find that delete button...
    Died of a direct impact to his cranium from a KC moonshot, actually. Just one of nearly 2 dozen brave Americans to suffer the affliction.

    Every. Year.

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    Doe-Mitt... And we are tied...

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    OK, Doumit has temporarily silenced his critics. Now let's bat around.

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    Attaway Doomsie.

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    This game is on pace to be a tie.


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    Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains.

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    I logged on just to say I was present when the Oswaldo Arcia HOF era began.

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    Anyone know what number Arcia actually is supposed to be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by notoriousgod71 View Post
    I logged on just to say I was present when the Oswaldo Arcia HOF era began.
    Let's hope that you are correct.

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