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    Article: Joe Mauer Is Having Twins


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    They may be twins, but they're also yankees, and I have a hunch they may also be athletics.

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    What else would you expect from a player so accustomed to 'grounding into two.'

    Sorry - couldn't resist.

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    I'm also certain his wife is glad he didn't opt for football - and end up playing with the 49ers.

    OK, now I'm just piling on...

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    Coors lights! #silverbullet #taptherockies #frostbrewed

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    Congrats to the Mauers. Of course, they could be like the Cuddyers have have 2 girls! Ah, but then they could be the first females to break the gender barrier in the mlb.

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    The irony is too much for me to bare. Mr. Twin having Twins, unreal.

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    Due at the end of August.......... the wedding on December 1....... the math indicates Joe really stepped up to the plate for the honeymoon.
    Last edited by h2oface; 02-28-2013 at 06:36 PM.

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    You can't make this up. Possible names? I vote for Paul and Babe--Molly and Ruth if they are girls.

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    Minnie and Paul if they are a boy and a girl.

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    Joe II and Joe III, if George Foreman can do it why not Baby Jesus.

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    I could see this ending up on Jay Leno's "Headlines" bit that he does on Monday nights.
    Mastermind of the "Free Bert" sign.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luke829 View Post
    I could see this ending up on Jay Leno's "Headlines" bit that he does on Monday nights.
    WTF is Jay Leno?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrodaddyG View Post
    WTF is Jay Leno?
    He seems to be an entertainer on this new-fangled device called a television. I would look up more detail for you but my copy of the Internet is currently on loan to a friend.

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