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    Delmon Young's Fat Bonus

    This story is just to hilarious! $600,000 to not be a fat slob.

    Delmon Young Can Earn $600,000 In Bonus Money By Not Being A Fat Mess

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    damn, beat me to it. I was going to share the article. Unbelievable.

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    Hopefully Ryan is still listening to the same scouts that signed off on his idea to trade Garza and Bartlett for this potatohead.

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    Someone like him would best be utilized as an "enforcer" type (like in hockey). Anyone who irks his mates can expect a barrage of bats, coolers, and other assorted equipment to come their way.
    Mastermind of the "Free Bert" sign.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luke829 View Post
    Someone like him would best be utilized as an "enforcer" type (like in hockey). Anyone who irks his mates can expect a barrage of bats, coolers, and other assorted equipment to come their way.
    As well as a barrage of racial slurs (where applicable).
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    As well as a barrage of racial slurs (where applicable).
    I'll be willing to bet it was over one of three topics:

    1. Money
    2. Middle East politics
    3. Who makes the best knish this side of the Mississippi
    Mastermind of the "Free Bert" sign.

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    I wonder if they will publish the results of these 6 weigh-ins?

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    Now if Delmon would just grow a 'stache and find the right bowler hat.


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    Other incentives I heard that are in his contract:

    $250k if he goes the whole season without throwing a bat at an umpire
    $100k if he goes the entire season without doing a pirouette in the outfield
    $500k for every walk he gets this season
    $1 million if he goes the entire season without a reporter using "morals clause" and "Delmon Young's contract" in the same sentence.

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    One of the most over-rated prospects of ALL time.

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    Uhhh wow, I bet Delmon would be a fan of this gestapo style moderation here at twinsdaily.com that completely changed the title of this thread without my permission.

    The proper title was/is: Delmon Young: Worthless piece of fat human ****!

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