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    Some Additional Ways to Enjoy Twins Games In a Rebulding Year

    • Rationalize that at least half of the players in the game are still of major-league quality unless the Royals are in town.



    • Bring some additional friends to the game. (If the friends are Jack Daniels or Johnnie Walker, all the better.)



    • Text the Twins’ in-game Twitter account to ask them why they are continuing to let TC Bear roam around the ballpark without any pants.



    • See who can find the most look-alikes for famous persons’ heads in your bag of peanuts. (Richard Nixon doesn’t count as most peanuts already look like Nixon.)



    • Take a walking tour of the Warehouse District to spot all the lamp post banners still featuring ex-Twins.



    • Apply a new SABRmetric stat of your own making that rates Twins players on how well they “get after it.”



    • Ask the nearby hottie in the Joe Mauer jersey if she realized there’s both a ME and U in Mauer.



    • For early April games, bring a Lean Cuisine to cook on your head under one of the industrial heat lamps in the concourse.

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    Ask the nearby hottie in the Joe Mauer jersey if she realized there’s both a ME and U in Mauer.
    Well done, sir.

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