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Thread: Trevor Plouffe Fan Fiction Contest

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    Head Moderator MVP glunn's Avatar
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    Bark -- you should write a Plouffe movie. Your imagination is incredible.

    So far, I think that you should be in the lead for getting those tickets, but you might have done better with the judge if you had included some mention of Plouffe's future porn career.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    Bark -- you should write a Plouffe movie. Your imagination is incredible.

    So far, I think that you should be in the lead for getting those tickets, but you might have done better with the judge if you had included some mention of Plouffe's future porn career.
    Damn. I knew I went too conservative. Glunn, I should have consulted you first... you are the voice of reason. If I was to vote, the judge should probably win for his example entry... classic, steamy and controversial!

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    How on earth did I miss this thread?!?!

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    Did someone win this contest or was it cancelled for lack of participation?

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    I still think that Bark won this contest.

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    Is this contest still open?
    "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"- L. Harvey Oswald


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    Is trolpo back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badsmerf View Post
    Is trolpo back?
    TROLPOISM # 2315..Why send a car to pick someone up when you can send an elf?
    Chris Hermann solves everything. hat tip to jokin

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    I regretted not getting in on this one back in the day, so here goes:

    The Orange Man
    By David Lynch

    Trevor awakens and rises from his bed of disembodied eyes. Their relief of his mass is as clear as their vision of him, that of a malevolent God who thoughtlessly lays his calico colored body upon them each night. Trevor steps over the homeless man in the rain jacket as he approaches the bathroom mirror. Staring back at him is an asian man who silently nods as he flosses his teeth.

    At the breakfast table Trevor gazes at Trevor Plouffe, his wife of ten decades. He smells the almonds in her hair and knows she once again spent the night in the orchards. Did the Orange Man visit her again underneath the baren almond tree? Trevor thought he had. What kind of compromise was reached this time? Trevor kisses his wife Trevor goodbye leaving the brass key on the table. She will bury it even deeper today he thinks to himself.

    Stepping outside he adjusts his fedora and then looks up to the pulsating red moon which directs him through his day's journey. Climbing atop his bicycle, he pushes off to work wondering if he will be manning 5th base today or if he will be hawking cat spleen to the hungry children cheering on the team in the stands. No day is the same at K-Mart Field.



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