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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    So... Someone catch me up...
    We are losing but with Honor, like good Klingons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    A whole half inning??

    How many acres are you mowing, ferpetesakes?
    Well, it's not like his backyard is all rocks, sand and cacti like yours. Perspective, Chief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    We are losing but with Honor, like good Klingons.
    It is a good day to die... of boredom from watching eleven walks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Well, it's not like his backyard is all rocks, sand and cacti like yours. Perspective, Chief.
    Dont forget the roadrunners... Meep meep
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Well, it's not like his backyard is all rocks, sand and cacti like yours. Perspective, Chief.
    Hey, I have 300 square feet of Bermuda back there. 3.6 million gallons of water per month keeps it nice and green, too.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Dont forget the roadrunners... Meep meep
    Or its cutlery-wielding natural enemy...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Dont forget the roadrunners... Meep meep
    I wonder if Worf would fare better than the Coyote does.

    He looks up in the sky and sees half a mesa on a downward track toward him. Holds up a sign: "This is NOT dying with honor."
    Last edited by ashburyjohn; 06-08-2014 at 03:51 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Heh ... we say that in my business (can't believe I'm relating my business to this thread twice in one day) when former 'pop' stars work the orchestra circuit.
    Someone told me that a lot of the folks who play in the trans-Siberian Orchestra are former rockers...

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    The older I get the less I like climbing up on ladders to wash windows and change lightbulbs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    So... Someone catch me up... Morales... On the bench today... Out of options so he must get ready up here.

    So... When do we think he hits the starting lineup?
    I think he gets a couple pinch hit attempts this week, maybe Friday. He starts on Monday the 16th.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    I wonder if Worf would fare better than the Coyote does.

    He looks up in the sky and sees half a mesa on a downward track toward him. "This is NOT dying with honor."
    His head would leave an interesting shaped hole in the ground when he falls off a Cliff.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    The older I get the less I like climbing up on ladders to wash windows and change lightbulbs
    Let's not be breaking a hip right before the modcon, Chi.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Quote Originally Posted by sampleSizeOfOne View Post
    Never bothered learning Klingon, sadly.

    But i now i'm curious as to what a Klingon Commentary would be like...
    Very violent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    The older I get the less I like climbing up on ladders to wash windows and change lightbulbs
    I don't wash the windows. I don't want the kids watching the missus and I puttering in the garden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Hey, I have 300 square feet of Bermuda back there. 3.6 million gallons of water per month keeps it nice and green, too.
    From my wife's fabric catalog:

    MinecraftiOS_brown.jpg

    "Tucson Green"

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    Dammit catch the ball Pinto

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Let's not be breaking a hip right before the modcon, Chi.
    Well, if that happens, I'll be bringing my handsome, young, well-toned assistant with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Hey, I have 300 square feet of Bermuda back there. 3.6 million gallons of water per month keeps it nice and green, too.
    When we lived in New Mexico we had rocks out front but (allegedly) grass in the back. My rule was "if it's green, it's grass." I guarantee it wasn't Bermuda or 3.6 million gallons of water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    From my wife's fabric catalog:

    MinecraftiOS_brown.jpg

    "Tucson Green"
    hahahahahahaha!!! Winner post of the day!


    Edit: Assuming you actually meant 'Tuscon Green'

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    The older I get the less I like climbing up on ladders to wash windows and change lightbulbs
    The younger I get, I still don't.

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