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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Well, if that happens, I'll be bringing my handsome, young, well-toned assistant with me.
    Has he had the courage to ask yet what's with him having to wear the blond, curly wig and you calling him 'Brian' yet? Or is he an intern?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    hahahahahahaha!!! Winner post of the day!
    I was just going with the fabric reference to ensure the female vote.

    Edit: Assuming you actually meant 'Tuscon Green'
    As a play on Tuscan Green? That would have been too sutble for me.

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    Well poop.
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    Who among us didn't know that was coming when Bremer was talking about Carter's strike outs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Well poop.
    That's my least favorite kind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    The older I get the less I like climbing up on ladders to wash windows and change lightbulbs
    I know someone who climbed up on a table to change lightbulbs when she was about 50 or so years old. She ended up in a wheelchair for weeks with a broken leg and a broken arm.

    Remembering her struggles is a great deterrent when I'm tempted to do something stupid.

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    This half-inning should be available on youtube and titled 'Why Brian Duensing isn't a starter'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Well, if that happens, I'll be bringing my handsome, young, well-toned assistant with me.
    Damn. I'm just bringing my wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Well poop.
    And that pretty much sums it up. Cleaning and organizing has once again moved up in my 'I'd rather be doing' category.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    That's my least favorite kind.
    Beats medium rare, aka 'Duensing pitching to righties'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Damn. I'm just bringing my wife.
    What? You'd rather be bringing your handsome, young, well-toned assistant, too?

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    We should've packaged Duensing in a trade years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    What? You'd rather be bringing your handsome, young, well-toned assistant, too?
    Depends on her disposition, I'd guess.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Duensing!


    / That's what you post for a home run, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    Beats medium rare, aka 'Duensing pitching to righties'.
    It's funny how people look at things differently. I had a mental image of Chief pooping in the well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    I was just going with the fabric reference to ensure the female vote.



    As a play on Tuscan Green? That would have been too sutble for me.
    Well, wow, ya learn something every day ... I really thought it was Tuscon. But now that I look at it, it looks wrong. They both look wrong to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    Beats medium rare, aka 'Duensing pitching to righties'.
    You cook your meatballs medium rare?

    / alt: "You bake your cookies medium rare?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    And that pretty much sums it up. Cleaning and organizing has once again moved up in my 'I'd rather be doing' category.
    Could be worse, they could have kept you on the hook until the 9th...


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    Nice range, Dozierzie.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    You cook your meatballs medium rare?

    / alt: "You bake your cookies medium rare?"
    Nope. Four at a time, frozen, on a stick. Meatkabobcicle. Patent pending.

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