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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    No... She makes them up for me.

    Here's mine that she posted on the fridge.

    1. Hang up towel after showering.
    2. Quit spilling food on your shirt.
    3. Knock on the bathroom door before you come charging in.
    4. Eat Healthy... No more food that tastes good.
    5. Listen attentively... I shouldn't have to repeat things.
    6. Mow the lawn before it rains.
    7. Quit trying to be funny... Nobody gets your jokes.
    8. Close the door quietly... The whole house shakes when you close it.
    9. Quit referring to me as your ball and chain.
    10. Make more Money!!!
    Good grief. My wife and your wife are the same woman!

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    Here's the list my wife posted:



















    Oh wait, I'm not married. Have fun with your to-do lists, suckers!

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    Man Hermann sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by S. View Post
    Here's the list my wife posted:



















    Oh wait, I'm not married. Have fun with your to-do lists, suckers!
    Funny stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    No... She makes them up for me.

    Here's mine that she posted on the fridge.

    1. Hang up towel after showering.
    2. Quit spilling food on your shirt.
    3. Knock on the bathroom door before you come charging in.
    4. Eat Healthy... No more food that tastes good.
    5. Listen attentively... I shouldn't have to repeat things.
    6. Mow the lawn before it rains.
    7. Quit trying to be funny... Nobody gets your jokes.
    8. Close the door quietly... The whole house shakes when you close it.
    9. Quit referring to me as your ball and chain.
    10. Make more Money!!!
    Pick the three easiest.

    On an unrelated note (no, really), why has this inning sounded like Dick and Jack are broadcasting from an Indians private suite filled with drunk executive wives?

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    Thank the lord we got Matt Guerrier.

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    I think this is the part where Popeye says... I've Stansk all I can Stansk and I can't Stansk no more.

    At these moments... Popeye would eat some Spinich... The Twins will call up Eduardo Nunez and I'm going back to work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    Pick the three easiest.

    On an unrelated note (no, really), why has this inning sounded like Dick and Jack are broadcasting from an Indians private suite filled with drunk executive wives?
    3 8 and 9

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    Quote Originally Posted by Circus Boy View Post
    Good grief. My wife and your wife are the same woman!
    There were 9 movies about that very same topic on Lifetime last Saturday, except about husbands. Busy that day, so thank goodness for DVR's.
    Last edited by LaBombo; 05-08-2014 at 02:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    Pick the three easiest.

    On an unrelated note (no, really), why has this inning sounded like Dick and Jack are broadcasting from an Indians private suite filled with drunk executive wives?
    And Dick might be a little tipsy himself, he's been messing up Escobar, Santana, and Nunez all game

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    There were 9 movies about that very same topic on Lifetime last Saturday, except about husbands.
    And the shared husband was abusive to both women

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sconnie View Post
    And the shared husband was abusive to both women
    Don't forget the affair with the babysitter. And child abduction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crarko View Post
    If I learned one thing today, it's that I like Danny Santana's work.
    Well, Santana has 3 hits in 6 at bats. No errors in two games. I have seen enough, cut Pedro and Nunez and lets move on and get a normal looking roster.

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    Want some more depression?


    • Molly Knight ‏@molly_knight 23m
      The Dodgers will average $334 million annually in TV revenue over the next 8 years. Cardinals current deal gives them $25MM a year. Unreal.



      And the Twins deal is what? Like $40 million?


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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    Don't forget the affair with the babysitter. And child abduction.
    A snorted hard on that, my wife has made me watch too many of those crappy movies.

    1 is too many, but unfortunately its been a lot more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    3 8 and 9
    Deduced from your choice of 9 over 6 that you don't have a Cubota.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Circus Boy View Post
    7. Quit trying to be funny... Nobody gets your jokes.
    Are you saying she does not unwind at the end of the day relaxing while reading your TwinsDaily posts appreciating your wit and way with words in regards to both baseball and numerous other topics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tobi0040 View Post
    Well, Santana has 3 hits in 6 at bats. No errors in two games. I have seen enough, cut Pedro and Nunez and lets move on and get a normal looking roster.
    What could go wrong?

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    Dick's forecast for the upcoming series in Detroit? "Roster juggling".

    His gift for the understatement of incoherence and disaster is matched only by his ability to dramatize routine warning track fly balls...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    3 8 and 9
    If you left out 5, how do you even know what 3 8 and 9 are?

    Oh wait. Repetition...

    I heard somewhere that was one of the keys to humor.
    (If memory serves. Tell joke. If funny, repeat until it's not. If not, repeat until it is.
    something like that.)

    Anyway, game over, man!

    There seems to have been a rally. Too bad it was the Indians rallying...

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