My inside source says that a deal for Sammardozia is on hold until the Twins front office can determine whether or not there is a reliable in-house replacement for Bremer in case the explosion of Blyleven's head while trying to pronounce SummerJay takes out Dick too.

Given the current state of the Twins' roster and outfield, my guess is no deal.

But hey, that's a vote of confidence for Bulldog Morris, is it not?