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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    I spent my first married night in Upper Sandusky
    Try Lower Sandusky. I think you'll find it... exotic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stringer bell View Post
    Ball 1 and Ball 2 to Suzuki were Strike 2 and Strike 3 to Kubel.
    That darn catcher's shoulder keeps getting in his way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Try Lower Sandusky. I think you'll find it... exotic.
    I hear it's just like Upper Sandusky, except down-er

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    Santana Wheels

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    Speed am good.
    Mystery creates wonder, and wonder is the basis of man's desire to understand. - N. Armstrong

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    Santana 1.000/1.000/1.000. Eat it florimon.
    Chris Hermann solves everything. hat tip to jokin

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    Okay, so Santana is now batting almost a full .900 points higher than Florimon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Try Lower Sandusky. I think you'll find it... exotic.
    Ash!!! Gibbys wife's name is Upper... Last name Sandusky.

    Jeez

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    Danny Santana--Batting 1.000, OPS 2.000. Time to retire.

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    Santana on pace for a lifetime 2.000 OPS

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    I wonder if he'll go in with a twins hat on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Gardy: Hello? Who is this? I'm trying to get some sleep here.

    Front desk: This is the front desk sir. I have Chief on the line again.
    snicker...okay it's my turn to call him again.
    Chris Hermann solves everything. hat tip to jokin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Ash!!! Gibbys wife's name is Upper... Last name Sandusky.

    Jeez
    Husband (in an unnaturally deep husky voice): I love you, baby.

    That's the punch line. I am NOT posting the setup.

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    I lucked out. I left the U of M, three years into a degree, to go school in RI. I asked my girlfriend to marry me, and support my ass for 4 years. I also asked if she minded much if we put the ring and honeymoon money in the bank for a house. She was all in. When I got out of school, she went to gas passing school, and we managed to make it 28 years without divorcing, killing, or cheating on each other.

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    Violence is never the answer, though swearing can be. This thread was very entertaining. I will endeavor for humor tomorrow.
    Lighten up Francis....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike wants wins View Post
    Violence is never the answer, though swearing can be. This thread was very entertaining. I will endeavor for humor tomorrow.
    I love these threads. There is usually some fascinatingly inane material.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Husband (in an unnaturally deep husky voice): I love you, baby.

    That's the punch line. I am NOT posting the setup.
    Ok... But you are going to force Snepp to make something up to fit that punch line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Ok... But you are going to force Snepp to make something up to fit that punch line.
    I can't possibly offer up what popped into my head. There is a reason I'm not divorced.


    Fuld is awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    I love these threads. There is usually some fascinatingly inane material.
    And then there's my contributions.

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    That fuld is a quick little f*ld. Like really small tho.

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