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Thread: Game Thread: Twins v Dodgers double-header, 5/1 @ 12:10pm and 6:10 CT

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    Senior Member All-Star Gibby's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    Steely Dan can gargle my ba... oops. Not even for a game thread.




    PS. Actually a fan of their music.

    PS2. Ricky don't lose that xFip, 'cause it's not on Ant's PC...

    Shortened Antony to Ant to fit the phrasing of the song. Oh, that's right, rule of comedy: if you have to explain, humor fail.
    I have a couple buddies in Boston named Anthony. Their screechy girlfriends call them Anth, or Antney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Crapps View Post
    That might be the lowlight of my sports watching career.
    Hang on, they might let Florimon hit again.
    Chris Hermann solves everything. hat tip to jokin

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    Quote Originally Posted by stringer bell View Post
    So many pitches! I remember when games only went about 2 and a half hours.

    I'm hoping that someday Mark Buehrle will be the czar of game times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Up here in the big leagues, they get three outs per inning, Hicksie.
    I don't blame him for losing track of the outs. It's been a long inning and he did just have his bell rung.
    "If you'da been thinkin' you wouldn't 'a thought that.."

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    Eleven walks for the 'Aim at their bats' pitching staff.

    Dozier on his way from 'poor man's Knoblauch' to 'affordable Knoblauch Light'.
    Last edited by LaBombo; 05-01-2014 at 09:05 PM.

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    Doziersie says, "you're ****ing welcome."
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    Brian Dozier for gold glove, anyone?

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    I'm serious... I can't think of a better defensive 2B in baseball right now.

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    We need to move him off second base. He sucks.
    "If you'da been thinkin' you wouldn't 'a thought that.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by GCTF View Post
    How does a team walk Buterrible twice in one game?
    OMG, it happened TWICE!?!?

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    He's had a month's worth of highlights in the last 24 hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danchat View Post
    Brian Dozier for gold glove, anyone?
    Almost completely depends on offensive counting stat outcome.

    Zero sarcasm, btw. That being said, he is a good defensive 2B.
    Last edited by LaBombo; 05-01-2014 at 09:10 PM.

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    Here's Kubel!
    "You have no idea how often I contemplate the wavefunction of baseballs. I've
    lost whole days to the subject.

    Sorry, not a joke,"
    ++(a pro physics friend)

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    I think Hicks is hurt.
    "If you'da been thinkin' you wouldn't 'a thought that.."

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    Buck up, fans. We're just two overthrows at first from taking back the lead.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Paco looks like he's doing interpretive dance.

    Or he's showing the other bees how to get to the flowers.

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    We could use a long ball. How about it Pedro?

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    If Hicks isn't hurt that was a bad move to hit for him and not Florimon's disaster at the plate.
    Better looking with the lights out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halsey Hall View Post
    We could use a long ball. How about it Pedro?
    A couple of these guys could use a long plane ride...how about Pedro?
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    How do these fast food joints get away with advertising these big beautiful burgers and sandwiches, when in reality, what you get looks like Prince Fielder fell on it.

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