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    Colabellsie!

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    "When it comes to [starting pitching], quality is more important than quantity. Of course, if it's been more than eight months, you should check on the quantity."

    -Woody Allen

    Are we going to have a quality start tonight?
    "Where's the Crede?"

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    Oh Oh... And here comes Kubel
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by jokin View Post
    Oh yeah, take this, "snob":

    "If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."
    Baseball movie?

    Bull Durham? (Guess)

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    Quote Originally Posted by crarko View Post
    And a baseball one:

    "Clear the mechanism."
    Ha Costner. Ironically hes starring in a NFL movie that just opened today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taildragger8791 View Post
    I'm having trouble too. Glad to know it's not just my connection going wonky.
    Wellll, on my computer (wireless) it has been terrible. I just switched to my iPhone and it's working fine.

    Go figure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Bonnes View Post
    Until I see the holes in your hands, I'll remain a doubting Thomas. But I hope you're right. (About Plouffe, not about being crucified.)
    " [a line of prisoners files past a jailer]
    Coordinator: Crucifixion?
    Prisoner: Yes.
    Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
    [Next prisoner]
    Coordinator: Crucifixion?
    Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually.
    Coordinator: What?
    Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
    Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
    Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
    Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
    Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left "

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    "I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, far flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dick less, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed sack of monkey **** he is."
    "If you'da been thinkin' you wouldn't 'a thought that.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deduno Abides View Post
    "When it comes to [starting pitching], quality is more important than quantity. Of course, if it's been more than eight months, you should check on the quantity."

    -Woody Allen

    Are we going to have a quality start tonight?
    Heres one just for you

    "Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber".
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by jokin View Post
    Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
    Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left "
    Great now I have "Bright Side of Life" going through my head. I guess that is semi-appropriate with Good Friday next week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Bonnes View Post
    Hold it - did we just knock Bruce Chen out of the game before out starter? In the fourth inning?

    This movie quote thing is good luck....
    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Oh Oh... And here comes Kubel
    These game threads are so much more fun when the Twins are on the AAA parts of their schedule.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GSM View Post
    If you're going to do quotes, you have to get a bit creative. Quoting quotes from movies everyone has seen and everyone knows isn't original. C'mon man.

    (I'm a bit of a movie buff and a quote snob)
    "yeah, tell him about the twinkie."
    "You have no idea how often I contemplate the wavefunction of baseballs. I've
    lost whole days to the subject.

    Sorry, not a joke,"
    ++(a pro physics friend)

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    Watching the game on MLB Gameday....looks like both teams are being squeezed by the home plate umpire. Might be helping the Twins offense though.

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    This Pinto kid looks good. Even when he's fooled, the ball flies off his bat.
    "If you'da been thinkin' you wouldn't 'a thought that.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mnfireman View Post
    Watching the game on MLB Gameday....looks like both teams are being squeezed by the home plate umpire. Might be helping the Twins offense though.
    Gibson hasn't gotten the inside corner all night.
    "If you'da been thinkin' you wouldn't 'a thought that.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmathewson View Post
    This Pinto kid looks good. Even when he's fooled, the ball flies off his bat.
    What fictional movie is that quote from again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mnfireman View Post
    Watching the game on MLB Gameday....looks like both teams are being squeezed by the home plate umpire. Might be helping the Twins offense though.
    The Royals radio announcers were saying the same thing. They attributed both pitchers' high pitch counts to the umpire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jokin View Post
    What fictional movie is that quote from again?
    Kramer vs Kramer
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by jokin View Post
    What fictional movie is that quote from again?
    Contact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sampleSizeOfOne View Post
    "yeah, tell him about the twinkie."
    Ghostbusters

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