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    Quote Originally Posted by alskntwnsfn View Post
    When I lived in Chicago, we used to call US Cellular Field "The Cuze". Mainly because Joan Cusak was everywhere with US Cellular ads that summer, that and it just sort of had a nice ring to it.
    My slang thesaurus doesn't have quite such a nice ring to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    Real basement dwellers don't have windows.
    Better view than from the front window of my van, down by the river!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nhgfjrKi0o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Everyone post a photo from your window!!!

    Let's see what it looks like for everyone.
    I lucked out this winter. I had the Adriatic out the back window, and a 300year old vineyard out the front. I'll tell you, it makes Minnesota look pretty crummy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscGolfer View Post
    on pace for only 1,134 SO
    Who said all the optimism was gone!
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    Detroit?
    So close! Flint. Detroit is just to the right of Mount Doom.

    Actually no, MN. Think of Mordor as the impressionistic vision of my brown, disgusting, dog-poop encrusted "yard". The real image would not meet TD posting standards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Was that a Dive?

    I was expecting to Mauer to look at the camera and say "Live From New York... it's Saturday Night"!!!
    I am at work, so I can't really comment anything of substance on the game (not that I would have anything profound to say), but if Mauer hosted SNL it would either be the most painful hour of television ever, or so surreal and bizarre that it would be entertaining.

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    Downward plane*.



    Drink!




    *too soon?
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    image.jpg

    This Photo out my back window
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    I do NOT support people wearing Nascar jackets in public (outside of actual Nascar events), unless they are black or navy. I can deal with that, but seriously, when was the last time you saw a Nascar jacket that didn't involve a fluorescent color scheme?

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    what are the rules to this drinking game? I think I might like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscGolfer View Post
    what are the rules to this drinking game? I think I might like it.
    http://www.wintwins.net/drinking/


    Any phrases in this thread also qualify.

    http://www.twinsdaily.com/showthread...1-Blylevenisms
    Last edited by snepp; 03-31-2014 at 05:14 PM.
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    They finally did it. They sold the disclaimer. Kind of impressive, but wow, that is scraping the bottom of the promotional barrel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscGolfer View Post
    what are the rules to this drinking game? I think I might like it.
    Just about any bert-ism is drinkable...and you have to drink twice when he talks about Ben Zobrith.

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    Hicks looked like he was dogging it around first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alskntwnsfn View Post
    I do NOT support people wearing Nascar jackets in public (outside of actual Nascar events), unless they are black or navy. I can deal with that, but seriously, when was the last time you saw a Nascar jacket that didn't involve a fluorescent color scheme?
    I support Nascar fans wearing pants. Tasteful team jacket colors are a bonus, like a co-worker White Sox fan who is usually free of odor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Everyone post a photo from your window!!!

    Let's see what it looks like for everyone.
    okay ...
    image.jpg

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    Hicks is "Mr. March".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    I lucked out this winter. I had the Adriatic out the back window, and a 300year old vineyard out the front. I'll tell you, it makes Minnesota look pretty crummy.
    I heard that Montenegro is a lot like Warroad.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    This Photo out my back window
    Oh, the back window. That's, uh, pine trees too.

    Front and back window March 2014 002.jpg

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    Our bench is so awesome that Escobar is our top pinch hitting threat against lefties.

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