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    MEDICAL ALERT: Cure Found for Debilitating Baseball Disease Found!

    April 24, 2012. Medical Experts announced this evening that they have found a cure for "Accute Baseball Slumpitis". According to the experts 1 Dose each of Marquisocillin, Cappscin and Blackburnaxone will immediately wipe away the symptoms of "Accute Baseball Slumpitis", and restore full health after a full 3 game series of taking the aforementioned antibiotics. The Medical experts also wanted to thank the Boston Red Sox for being their test subject during these breakthrough medical experiments and tests. Thank goodness for Modern Medicine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    April 24, 2012. Medical Experts announced this evening that they have found a cure for "Accute Baseball Slumpitis". According to the experts 1 Dose each of Marquisocillin, Cappscin and Blackburnaxone will immediately wipe away the symptoms of "Accute Baseball Slumpitis", and restore full health after a full 3 game series of taking the aforementioned antibiotics.!
    Dr. Maloney added some fine work on the subject.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gil4 View Post
    Dr. Maloney added some fine work on the subject.
    He's one of the best in the business. You know you are in good hands when you are his patient.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    April 24, 2012. Medical Experts announced this evening that they have found a cure for "Accute Baseball Slumpitis". According to the experts 1 Dose each of Marquisocillin, Cappscin and Blackburnaxone will immediately wipe away the symptoms of "Accute Baseball Slumpitis", and restore full health after a full 3 game series of taking the aforementioned antibiotics. The Medical experts also wanted to thank the Boston Red Sox for being their test subject during these breakthrough medical experiments and tests. Thank goodness for Modern Medicine!
    Bwahaha! Thanks for the levity!
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