The unofficial Off-field Injury tracker thread

[Willihammer]

I think we've seen enough freak injuries to baseball players over the past year, to start keeping track. First up is Mark Rzepczynski's eye bruise from March 8

On his second shot on the first hole of a round of golf, Rzepczynski attempted to punch shot around a tree. He made the shot and collapsed, his eye struck and bruised by something. The golf ball traveled far enough that he is unsure how it could ricochet off the tree and his eye and still carry into the fairway.

Cardinals lefty Rzepczynski injures eye in golf outing : Sports

[Mr. Brooks]

Hehe, there's a Polish joke in there somewhere.