Nicknames

We've got a lot of new guys on the squad this year. Anyone wanna guess what Gardy and the various press will dub them?

I know Doumit is "Dooms" (which is a hilarious for several reasons), guessing Willingham will be "Willy." Parmelee = "Parms"?

Jamey Carroll ought to be interesting, seeing as how Gardy's wife is also named Carol. He might just go with "Jamey."

Food-related: Dough, Ham, Jam -- Doumit, Willingham, (Jamey) Carroll, respectively.

Oh, and Parm -- the cheese -- for Parmelee.

Just put a -sy at the end of every last name and you probaby have them all