Thread: Article: Joe Mauer Is Having Twins

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They may be twins, but they're also yankees, and I have a hunch they may also be athletics.

What else would you expect from a player so accustomed to 'grounding into two.'

Sorry - couldn't resist.

I'm also certain his wife is glad he didn't opt for football - and end up playing with the 49ers.

OK, now I'm just piling on...

Coors lights! #silverbullet #taptherockies #frostbrewed

Congrats to the Mauers. Of course, they could be like the Cuddyers have have 2 girls! Ah, but then they could be the first females to break the gender barrier in the mlb.

The irony is too much for me to bare. Mr. Twin having Twins, unreal.

Due at the end of August.......... the wedding on December 1....... the math indicates Joe really stepped up to the plate for the honeymoon.

You can't make this up. Possible names? I vote for Paul and Babe--Molly and Ruth if they are girls.

Minnie and Paul if they are a boy and a girl.

Joe II and Joe III, if George Foreman can do it why not Baby Jesus.

I could see this ending up on Jay Leno's "Headlines" bit that he does on Monday nights.

Originally Posted by luke829

I could see this ending up on Jay Leno's "Headlines" bit that he does on Monday nights.

WTF is Jay Leno?

Originally Posted by FrodaddyG

WTF is Jay Leno?

He seems to be an entertainer on this new-fangled device called a television. I would look up more detail for you but my copy of the Internet is currently on loan to a friend.