Shorten Target Field Fences NOW

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Originally Posted by USAFChief

On a side note, the Twins have always played their OFers really deep, no matter who they are, since Gardy has been manager.

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Predates even Gardy. Does the name Puckett ring a bell?

There is a time to play deep in the OF, and a time to play "in",
a time to "play-to-pull", and a time to "play-to-spray"
a time to take away the gaps, and a time to hide the lines.
a time to take away singles, and a time to take away doubles.

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Originally Posted by mnfanforlife

There is a time to play deep in the OF, and a time to play "in",
a time to "play-to-pull", and a time to "play-to-spray"
a time to take away the gaps, and a time to hide the lines.
a time to take away singles, and a time to take away doubles.

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The lost verses of Ecclesiastes!

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Originally Posted by Brock Beauchamp

Horribly. The pitchers don't strike anyone out, have marginal groundball skills, and there's no defense behind them even if they did induce a groundball. As for the outfield, well... They're going to roam that OF like a bunch of drunks at Mardi Gras.

Chances are it's going to be a long season.

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Then I guess it's a good thing I'm moving to Idaho in February.

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Originally Posted by ashburyjohn

The lost verses of Ecclesiastes!

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Interesting how appropriate that reference is. Ecclesiastes basically teaches us the futility of believing we can be in charge of our own lives. Kinda like being a Twins fan.

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Originally Posted by Brock Beauchamp

Horribly. The pitchers don't strike anyone out, have marginal groundball skills, and there's no defense behind them even if they did induce a groundball. As for the outfield, well... They're going to roam that OF like a bunch of drunks at Mardi Gras.

Chances are it's going to be a long season.

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Put it all in a nutshell quite nicely. Funny stuff about the OF.