Article: What Could Nick Punto Bring To The Twins?

He would be guaranteed to bring a dirty uniform.

This is what you would get from Nick Punto.

Punto's playing time dropped after he left here because those teams' managers knew he's best used sparingly. If Schumaker hadn't gotten hurt in 2011, he would have played even less

He could bring a semi truck full of fan apathy. Mid-summer, enroute-to-90+-losses promotion idea: Nick Punto Autograph Miniature Bat to Beat Yourself in the Head With Day.

Ew, first you guys mention bringing back Lirano, and now Punto. Stop scaring me! It's time for Punto to go. He's got his ring.

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Originally Posted by ashburyjohn

If Nick Punto could bring Clayton Kershaw with him to the Twins, that would be awesome.

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I savor the gentle wit of this reply.