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06-16-2013, 03:59 PMMr. Horrorpants created a blog entry Same Division, Different Worlds. (Twins versus Tigers -- Games 63-65) in Mr. HorrorpantsHistory in the Air, Twins Hits Stay in the Yard (Twins 0 Tigers 4 Game 63) The Twins played tonight, in as much as an official game occurred and...1 replies | 88 view(s)
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06-16-2013, 01:48 PMHanson has hit .265/.297/.588 in his last 10 games at New Britain. On June 9th, he went 3 for 5 with a 2B and HR. Then, on June 15th he went 2...12 replies | 587 view(s)
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06-13-2013, 11:39 PMMr. Horrorpants created an article The Human Fan Condition (Twins versus Phillies Recap) in Minnesota TwinsRun(s) Scored (Twins 3 Phillies 2) Run(s) scored. When my team is at bat, I add up all the players and figure out how many runs could’ve...0 replies | 399 view(s)
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06-13-2013, 10:49 PMMr. Horrorpants created a blog entry The Human Fan Condition (Twins versus Phillies -- Games 60-62) in Mr. HorrorpantsTwins vs. Phillies Run(s) Scored (Twins 3 Phillies 2—Game 60) Run(s) scored. When my team is at bat, I add up all the players and figure...0 replies | 91 view(s)
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06-09-2013, 11:00 PMMr. Horrorpants created a blog entry Trilogy of Error (Twins at Nationals -- Games 57-59) in Mr. HorrorpantsTwins at Nationals A Small Amount of New Hope (Twins 4 Nationals 3 - Game 57) Thanks to rain that wouldn’t go away, this Nationals series...0 replies | 132 view(s)
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06-09-2013, 02:48 PMNow with New Britain, Nathan Hanson has hit .222/.282/.389 in his last ten games with the team, putting his yearly totals at .230/.299/.333.12 replies | 587 view(s)
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06-08-2013, 01:51 AMSalem’s Lot (Twins 3 Royals 0 - Game 54) I started my day with a run. My Michael Cuddyer shirsey kept me company. It’s funny how sturdy a...0 replies | 343 view(s)
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06-07-2013, 07:11 PMMr. Horrorpants created a blog entry Feelin' Royally Screwed -- Twins at Royals (Games 54-56) in Mr. HorrorpantsTwins at Royals Salem’s Lot (Twins 3 Royals 0 - Game 54) I started my day with a run. My Michael Cuddyer shirsey kept me company. It’s...0 replies | 120 view(s)
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06-04-2013, 09:29 AMNo Big Deal (SEA 3, MIN 0) The ball game was relegated to nothing more than background noise. The goose-egg on the Twins’ side of the scoreboard...4 replies | 297 view(s)
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06-03-2013, 09:29 PMMr. Horrorpants created a blog entry Swing's the Thing: Twins versus Mariners (Games 51-53) in Mr. HorrorpantsTwins versus Mariners No Big Deal (Game 51) The ball game was relegated to nothing more than background noise. The goose-egg on the Twins’...0 replies | 119 view(s)
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05-30-2013, 11:33 PMMr. Horrorpants created a blog entry Dancing in the Rain: Twins vs. Brewers (Games 49-50) in Mr. HorrorpantsTwins versus Brewers The Coliseum Cheers (Game 49) I tuned into the game just before Sam Deduno got enough outs to put himself in line for a...0 replies | 216 view(s)
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05-29-2013, 12:06 AMMr. Horrorpants created a blog entry Two Occurances in Wisconsin: Twins at Brewers (Games 47-48) in Mr. HorrorpantsTwins at Brewers Wanting What Uecker’s Got (Game 47) Twins found a win on their first game of the series in Milwaukee. I listened to the...0 replies | 119 view(s)
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05-26-2013, 10:20 PMMr. Horrorpants created a blog entry Dimly Aware in Detroit: Twins at Tigers (Games 44-46) in Mr. HorrorpantsTwins at Tigers 10 Pins Fall Down (Game 44) I asked the score if I should watch the Twins game. The score said no, and I had no regrets about...0 replies | 99 view(s)
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05-22-2013, 08:11 PMMr. Horrorpants created a blog entry Sunk in Atlanta - Twins at Braves (Games 41-43) in Mr. HorrorpantsTwins at Braves Gimme Danger? (Game 41) Bad night in the US outside of baseball. Tornados took a chunk out of the country again, leaving too...0 replies | 132 view(s)
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05-21-2013, 10:41 PMMay has not been kind to Nathan Hanson. He's currently hitting .234/.312/.331. He's gone 3 for 29 in his last 10 games.12 replies | 587 view(s)
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05-21-2013, 10:07 AMMr. Horrorpants created a blog entry Sunny Day Choking Hazards - Red Sox at Twins (Games 38-40) in Mr. HorrorpantsRed Sox at Twins The Vanimal and Clay (Game 38) The Twin Cities team takes the loss and Break-Evening drops to two games away. And yet I...0 replies | 115 view(s)
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- I watch baseball. I think. I type stuff.
If you're interested in my fiction writing, check it out at www.axelkohagen.com.
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Same Division, Different Worlds. (Twins versus Tigers -- Games 63-65)
by Mr. Horrorpants on 06-16-2013 at 03:59 PM
History in the Air, Twins Hits Stay in the Yard (Twins 0 Tigers 4 Game 63)
The Twins played tonight, in as much as an official game occurred and they were there.
At least people at Target Field got to see Eddie Guardado and PR guy Tom Mee get inducted into the Twins Hall of Fame.
I listened to the first inning in my backyard, until the mosquitoes ran up the scoreboard in a hellish game of their own. I listened deeper into the game inside my house. I listened
The Human Fan Condition (Twins versus Phillies -- Games 60-62)
by Mr. Horrorpants on 06-13-2013 at 10:49 PM
Twins vs. Phillies
Run(s) Scored (Twins 3 Phillies 2—Game 60)
Run(s) scored.
When my team is at bat, I add up all the players and figure out how many runs could’ve gone on the scoreboard. I assume the highest number possible.
But when it’s the other team . . .
As soon as “Run(s) scored” appears on my smartphone screen all sounds around me cease. I can hear my heart beat. I don’t even count up how bad the damage could be. I just
Trilogy of Error (Twins at Nationals -- Games 57-59)
by Mr. Horrorpants on 06-09-2013 at 11:00 PM
Twins at Nationals
A Small Amount of New Hope (Twins 4 Nationals 3 - Game 57)
Thanks to rain that wouldn’t go away, this Nationals series will be played in a space of barely over one day.
Condensing things makes this interleague series into a neat little three part trilogy. Like Star Wars or The Godfather.
Well, it will be for anyone in the Land of Lakes still sporting a TC on their hat, at least.
Tonight’s game had the underdog
Feelin' Royally Screwed -- Twins at Royals (Games 54-56)
by Mr. Horrorpants on 06-07-2013 at 07:11 PM
Twins at Royals
Salem’s Lot (Twins 3 Royals 0 - Game 54)
I started my day with a run. My Michael Cuddyer shirsey kept me company.
It’s funny how sturdy a fan’s heart is. After the announcement a beloved player will no longer be a Minnesota Twin, grief sets in. Then, when the season rolls around, you’re cheering for the players still in the dugout and you only pout when you hear former Twins’ names on highlight reels.
Sorta like breaking up
Swing's the Thing: Twins versus Mariners (Games 51-53)
by Mr. Horrorpants on 06-03-2013 at 09:29 PM
Twins versus Mariners
No Big Deal (Game 51)
The ball game was relegated to nothing more than background noise. The goose-egg on the Twins’ side of the scoreboard did little to lure me back in.
With baseball refusing to signal the beginning of weekend joy. My conversation with my friend turned to ghost stories and hard luck tales. I even dug out the flashlight for that special campfire vibe.
And so it’s like this: Baseball is apple pie, and
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