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#1 Parker Hageman

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Posted 29 June 2014 - 08:47 PM

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#2 James

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Posted 29 June 2014 - 09:14 PM

You need to start a thread with all these pics. This one and the Dozier pic were great.
You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.

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Posted 29 June 2014 - 09:21 PM

lol ... did a bee just fly by his face or something?

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Posted 29 June 2014 - 09:42 PM

lol ... did a bee just fly by his face or something?

Is it against Twins Daily's commenting policy to make a "Yo Mama" joke?
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#5 diehardtwinsfan

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Posted 29 June 2014 - 09:45 PM

We really need a captioning contest to go with this.

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Posted 29 June 2014 - 09:55 PM

We really need a captioning contest to go with this.



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"Swing at a first pitch?!?"

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Posted 29 June 2014 - 09:56 PM

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What are you doing to me?!?!?

#8 ashburyjohn

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Posted 29 June 2014 - 10:02 PM

Wants to know if Joe is currently seeing anyone:

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Leaving, disappointed.

#9 TheLeviathan

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Posted 30 June 2014 - 06:03 AM

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My batting average is WHAT?

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Posted 30 June 2014 - 06:11 AM

"Screw you, Jobu. I do it myself."
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
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#11 Kirby_Waved_At_Me

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Posted 30 June 2014 - 06:35 AM

"Mauer's latest technique, Primal Scream Therapy, has yielded more doubles in June."

#12 70charger

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Posted 30 June 2014 - 07:36 AM

Found it! It was in my hands the whole time!

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Posted 30 June 2014 - 08:34 AM

"I can't believe someone put my name on this bat!!! I've finally made it!!!"
You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.