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CH-CH-CH AH-AH-AH

FEAR IN A HANDFUL OF ROSIN PART 3

A MR. HORRORPANTS SCREENPLAY


THE CAMERA PANS OVER AN EMPTY TARGET. DESPITE THE STADIUM'S BARRENNESS, WE CAN HEAR THE SOUNDS OF BASEBALL. PERHAPS THE HAPPY SOUNDS OF THE 2010 SEASON.

MR. HORRORPANTS IS STANDING ALONE AT HOME PLATE. HIS LAB COAT IS FLAPPING IN THE BREEZE.

BEHIND HIM, FROM THE OPPOSING DUGOUT, THE SPECTRAL IMAGE OF JOHAN SANTANA APPEARS.


JOHAN SANTANA
It's time.

MR. HORRORPANTS
I knew this day would come. We've all know it.

JOHAN SANTAN
When the wind is not blowing out of the stadium, it brings HIM.

MR. HORRORPANTS NODS. HE LOOKS INTO CENTER FIELD.

IN CENTER FIELD, THERE IS A LONE FIGURE. HE IS DRESSED LIKE THE GRIM REAPER,BUT BELOW HIS ROBE HE WEARS STIRRUP SOCKS AND CLEATS. HE IS THE BAD TRADE REAPER.

A SINGLE TEAR ROLLS DOWN MR. HORRORPANTS' CHEEK.

THE BAD TRADE REAPER BEGINS TO DO HIS HIDEOUS, AWKWARD DANCE.


MR. HORRORPANTS
Who does HE come for?

JOHAN SANTANA
We can never truly know.

MR. HORRORPANTS
HE takes so much. HE gives back so little.

JOHAN SANTANA
It has always been HIS way.

THE BAD TRADE REAPER STOPS DANCING AND POINTS TO THE TWINS DUGOUT.


MR. HORRORPANTS
When does HE begin?

A HAND SUDDENLY GRABS MR. HORRORPANTS' SHOULDER.

THE STARING FACE OF WILSON RAMOS IS LEERING AT HIM


WILSON RAMOS
Sooner than you think!
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  1. Twins Fan From Afar's Avatar
    Good imagery on the reaper with stirrups & socks!
    I guess he has manly, human-like legs, but I had always imagined either no legs, or just bones.
  2. LimestoneBaggy's Avatar
    1+ Sir, 1+
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