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Welcome to our Twins blog. We'll bring up some "facts" and "stats", from time to time, but our real strength lies in sarcasm, silliness and Yankee-baiting.

  1. A Thanksgiving Hors D'ouevre: A Peanuty Blueprint

    by , 11-21-2012 at 05:05 PM (Peanuts from Heaven)
    'Tis the season both for overeating and overanalyzing potential Twins transactions. While most people in Twins Territory will be fixated on football in the next 72 hours, I thought, on the off chance that someone sneaks a peak at this space, that I should make it look presentable. So, here's a new blog on how best to address the biggest issue the local nine faces this year.

    Most of the truly accomplished and respected Twins' bloggers have presented their blueprints for general consumption. ...
  2. Adopt a Prospect #8: The End of Luis Perdomo

    by , 10-25-2012 at 09:36 PM (Peanuts from Heaven)
    Admittedly I am several months late in posting and several dollars short in sentiment (being swamped with student essays makes for an all too convenient excuse), but allow me to say the following.

    1) Perdomo played fairly well both in the minor leagues and (after a rocky beginning) the majors--albeit during the most inconsequential innings of the most inconsequential games of an inconsequential season.
    FINAL STATS: Minors 72.666 IP over 45 Appearances; 1.046 WHIP; 2.7 BB/9; 8.4 ...
  3. 2012's Teachable Moments: Money Changes You

    by , 10-22-2012 at 08:10 AM (Peanuts from Heaven)
    This post was originally published at Peanuts From Heaven

    The playoffs are in high gear, but those who cling to hope for the underdogs might be forgiven for tuning out early this year. The league championship series featured the past three champions (Cardinals, Giants and Yankees) and a preseason favorite (the Detroit Tigers). Gone are the plucky upstarts: the Nationals, the A's, the O's, the Reds. In short all the teams who haven't sniffed the World Series in over 20 years, and in
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  4. 2012's Teachable Moments: The Value of Consistent Casting

    by , 10-08-2012 at 09:05 PM (Peanuts from Heaven)
    I could apologize for the delay between posts, but if you read this blog at all, you know full well why the delay is here (it starts with a "w" and ends with an "orking my a$$ off")

    It's the postseason now, you all remember that right, the thing the Twins used to do every October before the current unpleasantness began? And while we're all plotting out our offseason blue prints for returning the Twins to relevancy, there are other things to think about, the kinds ...
  5. 2012's Teachable Moments: Rage Quitting

    by , 09-10-2012 at 10:02 PM (Peanuts from Heaven)
    Some know this, others don't. I'm secretly a teacher at a public high school that shall remain nameless. (If only to protect myself from principals who wonder why they hired a guy who thinks that beards are sentient.)

    My job is great actually. When the baseball season starts it's a sign that the school year is rapidly winding down. As the battle for first place intensifies, I have many opportunities to watch and revel in exciting games. And by the time I get back to work I know whether ...
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  6. My Dog Writes the News

    by , 09-01-2012 at 08:17 AM (Peanuts from Heaven)
    I'm officially back at work, planning and plotting all that I teach, but after a summer of goofing around with my dog (with Sports Radio/ESPN often on in the background), I felt like I could trust him to write a post summarizing baseball coverage of late. Without further ado...here's a guest post from my dog: Sidney.--also available with images here

    Most Exciting Time of Baseball Season Irrelevant Next to Least Exciting Time of Football Season.
    by, Sid MacKenzie

    With ...

    Updated 09-01-2012 at 08:29 AM by PeanutsFromHeaven

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  7. Rooting for Nick & Tsuyoshi

    by , 08-22-2012 at 03:34 PM (Peanuts from Heaven)
    (Apologies for the gap between posts, school is coming quickly and I'll be splitting time between writing lesson plans and writing baseball blogs...probably a little more time on lesson plans)


    Clearly things have changed in the Twins dugout of late, much to the glee of many fans (not to mention the blogging community). Nick Blackburn is gone and it will take some finagling to get him back up again, experience be damned. Gone too is every last drop of hopeful expectation ...
  8. Adopt a Prospect #7: Luis Perdomo as Mr. Safety Date

    by , 08-13-2012 at 08:26 AM (Peanuts from Heaven)
    After ten days I'm back from Montana. And I'm happy to report that Luis Perdomo's cup of coffee with the Minnesota Twins has turned into something rapidly approaching a real date! Sure, the Twins might just have called him up out of desperation, a need to have SOMEONE with them, and a desire to feel attractive again (even only for a moment). But Perdomo could easily have screwed the pooch and gotten kicked to the curb with another disastrous outing, or by calling Terry Ryan fat or something. ...
  9. Back to where it all started

    by , 08-02-2012 at 10:27 AM (Peanuts from Heaven)
    First and foremost, you may notice a dearth of postings in this area for the next week or so. We peanuts are on our way to Montana for a much needed vacation, and we'll try our best to be in the moment rather than on the computer, so the blogging slow down is inevitable.

    This will be the first time that I (the male member of our salty/roasted snack bag) have been back to Montana in 7 years. My wife makes semi-annual trips to see her grandmother, uncle and relatives in Billings, while ...
  10. Adopt a Prospect #6: Luis Perdomo's Debut!

    by , 07-29-2012 at 08:45 AM (Peanuts from Heaven)
    Well, that debut could definitely have gone better.

    After posting a .949 WHIP between AA & AAA (only .661 in AAA) Luis Perdomo gave up 1 hit, 3 walks and a Swagalicious Error to 7 batters last night, his first night as an honest to goodness Minnesota Twin. He was wild (19 balls to just 11 strikes) and gave up 2 (unearned) runs before leaving the bases loaded in low leverage situation.

    There is one natural thing to blame this on: THE SOUL PATCH!!

    LUIS, your ...
  11. Why we must trade Liriano

    by , 07-25-2012 at 09:16 AM (Peanuts from Heaven)
    There's still a lot of debate over whether or not the Minnesota Twins should trade Francisco Liriano. Sure he's the best pitcher on the staff of a team that's rather desperate for starting pitching, but he's also a free-agent-to-be with a demanding agent who will probably be looking for a sizable pay day (one that we likely can't afford).

    Yet, there are plenty of people who would like Frankie Franchise to stick around now that he's figured out how to be consistently dangerous on the ...
  12. Let's Make a Deal: Wrap Up!

    by , 07-18-2012 at 10:17 AM (Peanuts from Heaven)
    It's time to wrap up this blog's trade deadline speculation series/gameshow in the making: Let's Make a Deal. Where I offer you trade returns based on the historical equivalent of current Twins. First, let's check out how the fans did in making a deal for Francisco Liriano in what was nearly a unanimous verdict (until my friend Aly called in a last second vote for door #2).


    No one, and I mean, NO ONE, wanted to keep Frankie or trade for door #3. (Since Door #3 contained three
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  13. Adopt a Prospect #5: Analyzing the Twins Greatest Weakness...Magical Facial Hair!

    by , 07-15-2012 at 01:59 PM (Peanuts from Heaven)
    Frequent readers of our Adopt a Prospect series know that we like our prospect, Luis Perdomo. They'll also know that we like his beard even more.


    Perdomo's beard continues to inspire greatness wherever it goes (recently becoming the Rochester Red Wings go to guy whether they need 1 out or 9). But Perdomo is still off of our
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  14. Blow by blow blogging of our annual pack of baseball cards

    by , 07-14-2012 at 08:17 PM (Peanuts from Heaven)
    I decided many years ago to stop collecting baseball cards. Much as I loved them, they didn't do much--they certainly didn't increase in value, and my packs tended to come up with a whole lot of relievers and utility infielders and not a lot of stars.

    But after our most recent move, I found a thick stack of my old cards and remembered how much I loved using them around the house. Sure enough, just about every card serves a purpose now, marking my place in one of the four or six books ...

    Updated 07-15-2012 at 01:30 PM by Seth Stohs

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