Mr. Horrorpants

The Twins are down in Florida, getting ready to play baseball.

I AM excited, of course. It just feels like all us Twins' fans got a Christmas tree out, and we're trying to pretend the packages that look and feel like bags of tube socks aren't really tube socks.

It's gonna be a tube socks year, folks.

Need to make it a goal to at least TRY to remember the names of the starting pitchers. Think I might try cue cards.

Two crappy seasons behind us. ...