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Game Thread: Twins @ Rays 4/22 @ 12:10 PM CT

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 12:09 PM
    ANNND Welcome back! To Minnesota Twins Whine Line: The Dating Game Edition! That game wasn't very fun yesterday! I'm going...

Call Up Tyler Duffey

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 11:43 AM
4 appearances - 11 IP - 0.00 ERA - 14/1 K/BB - 3 hits allowed Call him up for Kinley or Hildenberger.

Article: Twins Minor League Report (4/21): Lewis Perfect....

Twins Minor League Talk Today, 11:41 AM
The Twins bullpen left all of their scoreless appearances in Puerto Rico. One former first-round pick flourishes while another struggled...

Ryan LaMarre Opportunity

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 11:11 AM
Ryan LaMarre has been infiltrating other topics, sometimes with my assistance so I'm starting a fresh LaMarre topic to help stay on topic...

Article: The Twins Almanac for April 22–29

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 11:02 AM
This week in Twins history includes great games by Geoff Zahn, Kevin Tapani, Jack Kralick, Ken Landreaux, Tim Laudner, Paul Molitor, Greg...

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Acesymmetrical.

Posted by Axel Kohagen , 07 May 2017 · 1,229 views

pretentious whiny montage
This is a TV promo, and this is your last chance to strap yourself in.

Because the next time your favorite team takes the field, the team's ace is going to be taking the mound. The guy on your team people from other states know.

The ace. The guy who can throw fireballs and baseballs that dart about like butterflies and baseballs that start at the batter's eye line and auger ten feet underground.

He's the guy who looks like his giant streetlight poster, and is actually taller than he appears on the Jumbotron.

Every damn time he takes the field he gets a win, a standing ovation, and his own montage of strikeouts on TV. He hauls his team to the playoffs.

Playoffs. He makes them exist.

How long till we have one on OUR side?

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