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Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 01:32 AM
I did not understand the organization’s thinking when they picked up Matt Belisle from the Indian’s trash heap. Honestly, I was even more...

Article: Royce Lewis: Patellar Tendinopathy

Twins Minor League Talk Today, 12:48 AM
(Twins Daily Note: In a Jeff Johnson story in The Gazette from Cedar Rapids, Royce Lewis noted that he has been diagnosed with Patellar t...

Article: TX 8, MIN 1: Circling the Drain

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 12:30 AM
One run. Three hits. Another devastating out recorded on the basepaths. Yep, just another drop down the drain in this 2018 Twins season.O...

Article: BOS 9, MIN 2: There Go Those Shiny Pitching Stats

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 01:32 AM
Entering this game, the Twins hadn’t given up more than six runs all month and the pitching staff had a 3.17 ERA, good for sixth best in...

Article: What's the Deal with Matt Magill?

Minnesota Twins Talk Yesterday, 10:42 PM
Spending time with my in-laws by choice. The Minnesota Twins stealing a base. Paul Molitor using Matt Magill out of the Twins bullpen.The...

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Man Forced To Finish Batting Helmet Full Of Nachos After Girlfriend Only Eats Three Chips

Posted by Ben Remington , 07 April 2017 · 2,484 views

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Man Forced To Finish Batting Helmet Full Of Nachos After Girlfriend Only Eats Three Chips -SHTICKBALL-

Yesterday afternoon at a major league baseball game, Cody Goldstein, 26, had to endure the pain and subsequent later consequences of eating an entire baseball helmet full of tortilla chips, liquid cheese jalapenos, and a meat-like substance. This unfortunate turn of events came about when Cody’s girlfriend, Amber, only ate approximately...


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Joe Mauer's New Hobby Is Lighting Cigars With $100 Bills

Posted by Ben Remington , 02 March 2017 · 5,047 views

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Joe Mauer's New Hobby Is Lighting Cigars With $100 Bills -Shtickball-
An Euphus Pitch of Truth

Minnesota Twins First Baseman is in the later years of his career, and says he's finally finding some of the finer things in life as a well paid veteran.

"You grow up, you get old, and you find things that you really enjoy." Mauer said after finally showing up to Spring Training "I've had a blast watching my k...


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Player Reports For Spring Training 'In Worst Shape Of His Life'

Posted by Ben Remington , 23 February 2017 · 1,440 views

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Player Reports For Spring Training 'In Worst Shape Of His Life' -SHTICKBALL-
(bad satire)

Major League Baseball’s Spring Training has commenced, and most players have worked diligently all offseason to keep their premier physiques in shape. Not all players have, however.

During heavily clichéd interviews with reporters, many players like to tell everyone who will listen about how hard they have worked, and how...


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Bert Blyleven emerges from Minnesota Twins moving truck in Fort Myers dazed and dehydrated

Posted by Ben Remington , 09 February 2017 · 2,859 views

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Bert Blyleven emerges from Minnesota Twins moving truck in Fort Myers dazed and dehydrated -SHTICKBALL-
~ A Satirical Story ~

Spring Training is almost upon us, and teams are invigorating their already football-deprived fanbases with images and videos of their team trucks loading up and heading for warmer climates to start the baseball season, and with that they’re packing up everything the team needs.

For the Minnesota Twins, one stowaw...


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Latin American Baseball Prospect Dreams Of Day He’s Good Enough To Be Robbed at Gunpoint

Posted by Ben Remington , 26 January 2017 · 1,107 views

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Latin American Baseball Prospect Dreams Of Day He’s Good Enough To Be Robbed at Gunpoint -SHTICKBALL-
Baseball prospects are by nature full of hope and promise, but for some prospects, that hope and promise takes on a completely different meaning.

“You just watch, you’re going to see me, on ESPN, talking about being held at gunpoint someday.” Baseball Prospect Juan Jose Carlos said. “I’m going to take this game by storm, I’m going to play...