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Article: Winter Meetings: Reliever Roulette

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 07:02 AM
The free agent relief market is finally beginning to take shape at the Winter Meetings. The Minnesota Twins, for now, are biding their ti...

Article: Twins Sign RHP Michael Pineda

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 06:54 AM
The Twins announced this morning that they have signed right-handed pitcher Michael Pineda to a two-year, $10 million deal. The former Ma...

Article: Twins Select RHP Tyler Kinley In Rule 5 Draft (L...

Twins Minor League Talk Today, 06:33 AM
See updates below...The Twins lost two players in the Major League portion of the Rule 5 draft and added a right-handed pitcher. In the m...

Baseball Bat Post Winter Meetings Top Free Agents Availab...

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 06:28 AM
Don’t worry Twins Fans. Almost every upper echelon Free Agent is yet to sign. Here is my list of the Top Remaining Free Agents at each po...

Article: Twins Sign Closer Rodney To One-Year Deal

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 12:11 AM
The Twins headed into the Winter Meetings with almost zero closing experience on their roster. They will exit with a wealth of it.On Thur...

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Man Forced To Finish Batting Helmet Full Of Nachos After Girlfriend Only Eats Three Chips

Posted by Ben Remington , 07 April 2017 · 2,163 views

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Man Forced To Finish Batting Helmet Full Of Nachos After Girlfriend Only Eats Three Chips -SHTICKBALL-

Yesterday afternoon at a major league baseball game, Cody Goldstein, 26, had to endure the pain and subsequent later consequences of eating an entire baseball helmet full of tortilla chips, liquid cheese jalapenos, and a meat-like substance. This unfortunate turn of events came about when Cody’s girlfriend, Amber, only ate approximately...


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Joe Mauer's New Hobby Is Lighting Cigars With $100 Bills

Posted by Ben Remington , 02 March 2017 · 4,455 views

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Joe Mauer's New Hobby Is Lighting Cigars With $100 Bills -Shtickball-
An Euphus Pitch of Truth

Minnesota Twins First Baseman is in the later years of his career, and says he's finally finding some of the finer things in life as a well paid veteran.

"You grow up, you get old, and you find things that you really enjoy." Mauer said after finally showing up to Spring Training "I've had a blast watching my k...


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Player Reports For Spring Training 'In Worst Shape Of His Life'

Posted by Ben Remington , 23 February 2017 · 1,272 views

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Player Reports For Spring Training 'In Worst Shape Of His Life' -SHTICKBALL-
(bad satire)

Major League Baseball’s Spring Training has commenced, and most players have worked diligently all offseason to keep their premier physiques in shape. Not all players have, however.

During heavily clichéd interviews with reporters, many players like to tell everyone who will listen about how hard they have worked, and how...


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Bert Blyleven emerges from Minnesota Twins moving truck in Fort Myers dazed and dehydrated

Posted by Ben Remington , 09 February 2017 · 2,508 views

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Bert Blyleven emerges from Minnesota Twins moving truck in Fort Myers dazed and dehydrated -SHTICKBALL-
~ A Satirical Story ~

Spring Training is almost upon us, and teams are invigorating their already football-deprived fanbases with images and videos of their team trucks loading up and heading for warmer climates to start the baseball season, and with that they’re packing up everything the team needs.

For the Minnesota Twins, one stowaw...


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Latin American Baseball Prospect Dreams Of Day He’s Good Enough To Be Robbed at Gunpoint

Posted by Ben Remington , 26 January 2017 · 911 views

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Latin American Baseball Prospect Dreams Of Day He’s Good Enough To Be Robbed at Gunpoint -SHTICKBALL-
Baseball prospects are by nature full of hope and promise, but for some prospects, that hope and promise takes on a completely different meaning.

“You just watch, you’re going to see me, on ESPN, talking about being held at gunpoint someday.” Baseball Prospect Juan Jose Carlos said. “I’m going to take this game by storm, I’m going to play...