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Article: Twins Minor League Report (4/22): Romero Strikes...

Twins Minor League Talk Today, 06:28 AM
Weather has gotten in the way of at least one minor league game every Sunday this season. That trend continued this week with the Lookout...

Article: Game Thread: Twins@Yankees 4/23 6:10PM

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 06:19 AM
It’s big four game series that kicks off tonight in the Bronx as the Twins and Yankees go to battle in a series that can really help the...

Article: TB 8, MIN 6: Twins Swept on Gomez Walk-off Homer

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 06:05 AM
The Twins were haunted by a couple of their old friends this weekend. Denard Span wore out the Twins all weekend, and Carlos Gomez finish...

Article: Twins at Yankees Series Preview

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 06:03 AM
The Twins are looking to bounce back after getting swept over the weekend against the Rays. Unfortunately, the Twins now must travel to N...

Article: Twins Extend Phil Hughes

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 04:22 AM
Mark Feinsand from the New York Daily News is reporting this morning that the Twins and Phil Hughes have agreed to a three-year contract...

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Man Forced To Finish Batting Helmet Full Of Nachos After Girlfriend Only Eats Three Chips

Posted by Ben Remington , 07 April 2017 · 2,354 views

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Man Forced To Finish Batting Helmet Full Of Nachos After Girlfriend Only Eats Three Chips -SHTICKBALL-

Yesterday afternoon at a major league baseball game, Cody Goldstein, 26, had to endure the pain and subsequent later consequences of eating an entire baseball helmet full of tortilla chips, liquid cheese jalapenos, and a meat-like substance. This unfortunate turn of events came about when Cody’s girlfriend, Amber, only ate approximately...


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Joe Mauer's New Hobby Is Lighting Cigars With $100 Bills

Posted by Ben Remington , 02 March 2017 · 4,870 views

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Joe Mauer's New Hobby Is Lighting Cigars With $100 Bills -Shtickball-
An Euphus Pitch of Truth

Minnesota Twins First Baseman is in the later years of his career, and says he's finally finding some of the finer things in life as a well paid veteran.

"You grow up, you get old, and you find things that you really enjoy." Mauer said after finally showing up to Spring Training "I've had a blast watching my k...


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Player Reports For Spring Training 'In Worst Shape Of His Life'

Posted by Ben Remington , 23 February 2017 · 1,390 views

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Player Reports For Spring Training 'In Worst Shape Of His Life' -SHTICKBALL-
(bad satire)

Major League Baseball’s Spring Training has commenced, and most players have worked diligently all offseason to keep their premier physiques in shape. Not all players have, however.

During heavily clichéd interviews with reporters, many players like to tell everyone who will listen about how hard they have worked, and how...


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Bert Blyleven emerges from Minnesota Twins moving truck in Fort Myers dazed and dehydrated

Posted by Ben Remington , 09 February 2017 · 2,716 views

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Bert Blyleven emerges from Minnesota Twins moving truck in Fort Myers dazed and dehydrated -SHTICKBALL-
~ A Satirical Story ~

Spring Training is almost upon us, and teams are invigorating their already football-deprived fanbases with images and videos of their team trucks loading up and heading for warmer climates to start the baseball season, and with that they’re packing up everything the team needs.

For the Minnesota Twins, one stowaw...


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Latin American Baseball Prospect Dreams Of Day He’s Good Enough To Be Robbed at Gunpoint

Posted by Ben Remington , 26 January 2017 · 1,052 views

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Latin American Baseball Prospect Dreams Of Day He’s Good Enough To Be Robbed at Gunpoint -SHTICKBALL-
Baseball prospects are by nature full of hope and promise, but for some prospects, that hope and promise takes on a completely different meaning.

“You just watch, you’re going to see me, on ESPN, talking about being held at gunpoint someday.” Baseball Prospect Juan Jose Carlos said. “I’m going to take this game by storm, I’m going to play...