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New Team, New Sponsorship

Posted by Twins and Losses , 21 March 2018 · 715 views

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Athletes and sponsorships go together like peanut butter and ladies. After recovering from the ultra-successful campaigns of Tinactin and Gold Bond, Odor Eaters has finally stepped out of the shadows; and one of the newest Twins’ pitchers is the benefactor.

Between the usual Sheboygan Sausage and Kwik Trip commercials this season on FSN, expect to see Jake Odorizzi’s Odor-Eeze’s. Available at Target, Wal-Mart, Rite Aid, and other stores; Jake Odorizzi’s Odor-Eeze’s will tackle the toughest foot odor. Professional athletes are no stranger to stinky, sweaty feet. From the harsh conditions of spring, summer, and fall; Jake Odorizzi’s Odor-Eeze’s will stop foul smelling tootsies before they start.

“Personally, I’m happy he was able to land such a great deal!” said Logan Morrison, a teammate of Odorizzi during their tenures with Tampa Bay. “Jake’s feet didn’t really stink to begin with, at least not that I could tell. The bonus is that there’s been enough samples around the clubhouse that I’ll never have to worry about rank feet this season.”

Twins second baseman Brian Dozier had this to say, “John Madden – legend. Shaq – can do it all. And now Odo will be in the Mt. Rushmore of foot powders. This will be great not just for Jake, but for all of us,” as Dozier motioned to a corner of the locker-room where Phil Hughes and Kyle Gibson were seen standing and laughing.

Jake Odorizzi’s Odor-Eeze’s will be on sale starting Opening Day, March 29th, and the first 5,000 fans will receive a free sample at the Twins’ home opener April 5th against the Baltimore Orioles.


Originally posted on TwinsAndLosses.com

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theBOMisthebomb
Mar 22 2018 03:38 AM
This is false advertising since MLB.com says his name is pronounced, "Full Name: Jacob Todd Odorizzi Pronunciation: oh-doh-RIZZ-ee."
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Twins and Losses
Mar 22 2018 05:59 AM

False advertising? It rolls off the tongue! Jake Odorizzi's Odor-Eeze's! I'd buy some. Heck, I'd buy 3!

This is false advertising since MLB.com says his name is pronounced, "Full Name: Jacob Todd Odorizzi Pronunciation: oh-doh-RIZZ-ee."

 

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tarheeltwinsfan
Mar 22 2018 06:22 AM

With my TD name, I certainly need some of these. That tar smells bad.

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Twins and Losses
Mar 22 2018 06:41 AM

I'm sure the heat, moisture, etc do a number on your poor feet too!

With my TD name, I certainly need some of these. That tar smells bad.

 

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strumdatjaguar
Mar 22 2018 07:04 AM

Considering the "correct" pronunciation with Rizz. I suggest that the Twins bring back Fizzies and promote fragrant ones called ODOR-FIZZIES.