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Posted by ashbury , 28 May 2013 · 388 views

From the game thread today, regarding Dozier batting second:

[quote name='ashburyjohn;117461][QUOTE=GCTF;117457']In times of trouble, you go with what you know.[/quote]

When he finds himself in times of trouble,
Brother Gardy looks at second.
Speaking words of wisdom:
Bat him second.

And in the hour of darkness,
He is looking right at second base,
Speaking words of wisdom,
Bat him second.

Bat him second, Bat him second,
Bat him second, Bat him second,
Whisper words of wisdom,
Bat him second.

And when the broken-hearted fanbase,
Living in the Twin Cities,
Ask Ron for an answer,
Bat him second.

Though talent may be parted,
There is still a chance that they will win,
There will be an answer,
Bat him second.

Bat him second, Bat him second,
Bat him second, Bat him second,
Always the same answer,
Bat him second.[/QUOTE]