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Kevin Slowey was Framed!

All the effort of some sort of horrible amalgamation of Denny Hocking, Matt Tolbert and Nick Punto. But no frosted tips. Now with puns!

  1. Winter Weather Blues - Gimmicks

    Originally posted at Kevin Slowey was Framed!

    It seems that just about every Twins game is snowed or rained or winded out these days. When is MLB going to wake up and start banning weather from their games?!? If nothing else, the Twins should have no home games in April, just in case it snows. Then, they should have no home games in May because of melting. June would be out due to mosquitoes. September is probably pushing it when it comes to snow again. August can be quite sultry. ...
    Tags: fun, gimmicks, lists Add / Edit Tags
  2. Three True Outcomes Games

    Originally posted at Kevin Slowey was Framed!

    Anyone who has studied the mathematical or sabermetric side of baseball has certainly heard of the concept of the Three True Outcomes. Basically, when looking at the battle between a pitcher and a batter, there are three true outcomes: a walk, a strikeout and a home run. By true outcomes, we take away things like defense, park, weather, speed, etc. It was introduced by Rany Jazayerli of Baseball Prospectus back in 2000 and you can read a lot more about the idea ...

    Updated 04-03-2013 at 07:34 PM by Brad Swanson

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  3. A Championship the Twins can win.

    All content was originally published at Kevin Slowey was Framed!

    I figured out how the Twins could win a baseball championship. However, I don't want to waste anyone's time, so this theory falls quite a bit short of reality. If you want realistic baseball analysis, I have been writing about some Twins-related players in the last couple weeks, and you can read about them here:

    Joe Saunders signs with the Mariners
    Matt Capps signs with the Indians
    Kevin Slowey signs with the Marlins ...

    Updated 02-09-2013 at 12:09 PM by Brad Swanson

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