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Kevin Slowey was Framed!

All the effort of some sort of horrible amalgamation of Denny Hocking, Matt Tolbert and Nick Punto. But no frosted tips. Now with puns!

  1. Monday Morning Madness: September 9, 2013

    Originally posted at Kevin Slowey was Framed!

    The Twins revived a fun tradition and got swept by the Blue Jays late in the season. It wasn't the traditional stomping we're used to, but the same basic idea. The Twins have also lost a shocking 10 games in a row at home. Where's the home field advantage, Target Field? Maybe it's time to remove that Target dog from the batters' eye. It's very distracting.

    Punto's back?

    I got a random text from my mom earlier ...
  2. Monday Morning Madness - August 12, 2013

    Originally posted at Kevin Slowey was Framed!

    Over the course of consecutive weekends, the Twins have proved that they can defeat teams of the quality of the Houston Astros and the Chicago White Sox. I'm not sure what that means, but I guess it could signify that the Twins have vacated their position within the dregs of the league; a position they had held for the prior two seasons. Whatever the wins mean in the cosmos, they are enjoyable for us fans no matter what. Why is there ...
  3. Monday Morning Madness

    Originally posted at Kevin Slowey was Framed!

    Hello all. I'm going to try to be more consistent with my posts. I figure, if anyone actually wants to read the senseless ramblings of a madman, the madman should probably be conscientious enough to provide the ramblings in a consistent manner. A couple weeks back, I posted a Gimmick Post with some fun gimmicky ideas and I enjoyed writing it. I have also written some series recaps here and there, but I usually only have time to hit the ...
  4. Friday Mailbag (5/3/2013)!!!!!

    Welcome to the third installment of my (fake) mailbag. In the past, I have used this space to answer the tough questions that no one seems to want to actually ask me. Today, I have a treat! Actual questions! Well, not all of them. See if you can spot the fakes.

    Which flavor ice cream is Anthony Swarzak?
    ~ @ERolfPleiss on Twitter

    Now, this is a question!

    Well, he's certainly vanilla. That isn't a race-based statement, I just think he is kind of ...
  5. Shamelessly Exploiting Kevin Correia's Hot Start for Pageviews

    Originally posted at Kevin Slowey was Framed!

    Do you like meaningless stats? Do you enjoy cherry-picking? How about fallacy?

    Are you enamored with Kevin Correia and his shockingly awesome start to this season?

    Do you like being asked questions?

    I thought it might be fun to look at Kevin Correia's stats, with an eye toward history and multiplication. If you think that sounds fun as well, please keep reading.

    Pro-rated stats

    Updated 04-30-2013 at 07:33 PM by Brad Swanson

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