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  1. 1994 Offseason in Review

    Originally posted at Kevin Slowey was Framed!

    State of the Team

    1994 Record: 53-60, 4th in the BRAND NEW AL Central

    1994 Overview: STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-RIKE!
    1995 Outlook: Will there be a season? If so, where will Shane Mack be?

    Players Lost - Free Agency

    The seeds for the 1994 off-season were planted in 1993 when the (at the time) current collective bargaining agreement expired without a new agreement. A strike was a legit ...
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  2. Using MLB 13: The Show to Replay the 2013 Twins Season

    Originally posted at Kevin Slowey was Framed!

    Back in March, I took a stab at previewing the upcoming 2013 Minnesota Twins season using MLB 13: The Show. It was a hoot. I used the game to see how the Twins would fare as a team and how some of their players would perform during the upcoming season. If you look back at that preview, you'll see that Sony had a very different view for some very important Twins players. I enjoyed the exercise, and enjoyed the residual pageviews that ...
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  3. 1993 Offseason in Review

    Originally Posted at Kevin Slowey was Framed!

    State of the Team

    1993 Record: 71-91, 5th in the AL West
    1993 Overview: Extremely disappointing, the beginning of the end...
    1994 Outlook: Not good; welcome to the abyss

    Players Lost - Free Agency

    The Twins didn't really lose a whole lot after the '93 season. We're talking about mostly minor players here. Mike Hartley was decent. Terry Jorgensen, Jeff Grotewold and Mike Maksudian were ...
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  4. AL Central Preview Review

    Originally posted at Kevin Slowey was Framed! If you really like reviews, I did two 2013 fun stats reviews as well: Hitters. Pitchers. Fun!

    The 2013 regular season has ended. The AL Central has produced a team that has made it to at least the ALCS. In addition, the Indians made the Wild Card game and the Royals had a pretty decent season. The Twins and White Sox battled heroically for last place, with the White Sox emerging victorious.

    Prior to the season, I did ...
  5. 1992 Offseason in Review

    Originally posted at Kevin Slowey was Framed!

    State of the Team

    1992 Record: 90-72, second in the AL West
    1992 Overview: An extremely solid season that took place before 10 teams made the playoffs.
    1993 Outlook: Great...so long as they re-sign their best player.

    Players Lost - Free Agency

    The Twins lost three important players during the '92 off-season: their long-time starting shortstop, a key offensive contributor to the '91 ...
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  6. Welp, I guess I'll do it: The Twins should sign Robinson Cano

    Originally posted at Kevin Slowey was Framed!

    So, I guess I have to be the one to do this, huh? No one else wants to write this? No one will take the obvious grief that will accompany the following 800 or so words. I guess in some way it makes sense. I do hold the distinction for having the least reliable and most obnoxious Twins blog in the stratosphere (using a word like stratosphere is obnoxious). Although, I am more known for putting Twins player heads on bird bodies and writing ...
  7. 1991 Offseason in Review

    Originally posted at K-Slow was Framed!

    YOYOYO everybody! The offseason is upon us and the Twins have a lot of work to do. Coming off of another raging failure, the Front Office will need to pull off some sweet moves in order to make this team a contender. I have no clue what they will do and I have no desire to guess (at least not until later). Instead, I thought it would be fun to head back down Memory Lane and analyze each offseason since the Twins' last World Series. I'm not ...

    Updated 10-07-2013 at 08:19 PM by Brad Swanson

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  8. October Mailbag!

    Originally posted at The Slow

    I can't believe that October is upon us! The 2013 season went by so quickly. I am already enjoying playoff baseball and I thought that while I enjoy playoff baseball, I could answer a few questions that have been burning a hole in my inbox. As always, these are actual questions from actual readers of the Word documents that I use to compose my rough drafts.

    What is your outlook for the 2014 Twins?

    Brad S., St. Paul, MN
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    Updated 10-03-2013 at 08:27 PM by Brad Swanson

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