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  1. Terror at the Martin Romero Institute!


    TERROR AT THE MARTIN ROMERO INSTITUTE:

    FEAR IN A HANDFUL OF ROSIN PART 2

    A MR. HORRORPANTS SCREENPLAY

    INT. A LIVING ROOM OF AN ABANDONED HOUSE.

    Mr. Horrorpants enters the room. He kicks at a crushed plastic beer cup. From the corner, a crouched human being stirs. The crouched stranger stands and reveals himself to be Carl Pavano, dressed as a teenager from the 1950s.


    PAVANO
    Nick?

    MR. HORRORPANTS
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  2. The Marlins Memo.

    From: Michael Fakename
    To: Marlins Home Run Feature Design Team.

    I. Love. It.

    When I said I wanted something that looked like Rainbow Brite puked on a snowglobe, I was just a boy with a dream. You and your design team made this boy's dreams come true!

    Can I make one small request? Could you add just ONE MORE Marlin to the display?

    I'm envisioning a marlin that comes out of the top of the display, but real slowly. I mean, REALLY slowly. Almost ...
  3. It's ALIV . . . No, Nope. It's Not. Sorry.


    IT'S ALIV . . . NO, NOPE. IT'S NOT. SORRY:

    FEAR IN A HANDFUL OF ROSIN PART 1

    A MR. HORRORPANTS SCREENPLAY



    INT. MAD SCIENTIST'S CASTLE. MR. HORRORPANTS IS WEARING A LAB COAT AND STANDING IN FRONT OF A LARGE BODY ON A SLAB. HE IS ACCOMPANIED BY STELLA, HIS TRUSTY ASSISTANT GREAT DANE.

    Mr. Horrorpants pulls a sheet off of the body on the slab to reveal a Frankenstein creation wearing a Minnesota Twins Jersey. On the sleeve ...
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