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Modern Era Hall of Famers: Marvin Miller and Ted Simmons

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On MLB Network, it was just announced that there are two new Hall of Famers, players union legend Marvin Miller and catcher Ted Simmons....
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Teams Inquiring On Eddie Rosario

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Per MLB.com's Mark Feinsand, teams have been contacting the Twins about the availability of Eddie Rosario but so far they have been rebuf...
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Front Page: The Twins Should be Dealing With the Marlins

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 05:29 AM
Hot stove season is in full swing and that means rumors are swirling around everywhere. Jon Heyman said the Marlins are looking to acquir...
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Front Page: Randy Dobnak Is Better Than You Think

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Among the group of Twins internal starters without a firm place for 2020, but with a clear chance to assert themselves, one name stands o...
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Dave St. Peter

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How powerful is Dave St. Peter, President and CEO of the Minnesota Twins MLB Team? In the Chain-of-Command he is the door between FalVine...
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Orel Hershiser’s Oral Herd Sizers
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Tom Kelly Comes Over and Talks to Your Rude Teen Son Like He’s Todd Walker
Parents, you’ve had it up to here with the backsass and aimlessness of your rude teen son. You’ve tried everything, but nothing seems to work. Well, for a nominal fee, former Twins manager Tom Kelly will come to your house and talk to your rude teen son like he did to Todd Walker. Kelly will be unimpressed, sarcastic, and dismissive of whatever your rude teen son does. The tables are turned, Jeremy. And if you want to leave via free agency, Tom will happily drop you off at the closest USMC recruiting station.

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John Bonnes
Nov 15 2019 07:23 AM
I can't stop giggling at how stupid the Orel Hershiser thing is.
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I can't stop giggling at how stupid the Orel Hershiser thing is.

I think the gauntlet has been thrown down. Only Chief can top that one.




Chief, where are you, in our hour of need?

RandBalls Stu
Nov 15 2019 09:43 AM

If I write a dumber joke I'll be impressed with myself. 


I can't stop giggling at how stupid the Orel Hershiser thing is.


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If I write a dumber joke I'll be impressed with myself. 


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I would drive the crap out of that car.

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Hosken Bombo Disco
Nov 15 2019 07:03 PM

What if your rude teen son is more like Marty Cordova?