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With Santana back this weekend that means one guy is "out" of the rotation. Pelf, Hughes and Gibson are all safe IMO and Milone has been...
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Twins Option Vargas to AA

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After Wednesday's game against in Cincinnati, the Minnesota Twins sent Kennys Vargas to Chattanooga.      After the game,...
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Miguel Sano How Soon Is Now?

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While Kennys Vargas has been recalled, as the Twins FO inevitably acknowledged that the current status quo for the Twins offense was unte...
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Rule 5 Redux: Graham in, Gilmartin out

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MLBTradeRumors had an article yesterday providing an update on 2014 Rule 5 Draft picks across MLB.   The two to highlight:...
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Article: Twins To Call Up Miguel Sano

Minnesota Twins Talk Yesterday, 11:09 PM
MLB.com's Rhett Bollinger tweeted that a "well-placed" person told him that Miguel Sano would be promoted to the Twins in time for Thursd...
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The Twins' New Year's Resolutions

[FONT=arial]It's been a while since our last post (blahblahblah job, blahblahblah earning salary, blahblahblah spending holiday time with friends and loved ones). But we're back with a very special post as we consider the 2014 resolutions of your Minnesota Twins.[/FONT]
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[FONT=arial]Joe Mauer[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Baseball Resolution: Hit like a boss now that defense doesn't crush my legs.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Life Resolution: [/FONT][FONT=arial] Be hospitable while hosting my fellow all-stars this summer, maybe even say multi-syllabic words to them![/FONT]

[FONT=arial]Brian Dozer[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Baseball Resolution: Prove that the hitting outburst last year was no fluke.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Life Resolution: Find out how Joe got that Head and Shoulder's commercial and send them my audition tape.
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[FONT=arial]Trevor Plouffe[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Baseball Resolution: Throw the ball to the big tall guy at first base as often as possible.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Life Resolution: Repeat life affirming mantra ("I'm good enough, smart enough, and doggone it people like me") whenever fans make frowny faces at me.
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[FONT=arial]Josh Willingham[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Baseball Resolution: Get healthy. Get 30+ homers again. Get the hell out of here.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Life Resolution: See above.
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[FONT=arial]Oswaldo Arcia[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Baseball Resolution: Hit many more of those mammoth home runs.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Life Resolution: Build a time machine so I can see those mammoth run home.[/FONT]
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[FONT=arial]Jason Kubel[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Baseball Resolution: Rebuild career amongst my people.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Life Resolution: Attempt to smirk with the other side of my mouth.[/FONT]
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[FONT=arial]Josmil Pinto[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Baseball Resolution: Improve defensively by listening closely to my veteran catcher teammate, veteran catcher coach and veteran pitchers.[/FONT]
Life Resolution: [FONT=arial]Improve my teammates by teaching them the harmonies to the entire Mumford & Sons catalogue through repetition of my walk up music.[/FONT]
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[FONT=arial]Ricky Nolasco[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Baseball Resolution: BE AWESOME!!!!!!![/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Life Resolution: !!!!!!!!
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[FONT=arial]Caleb Thielbar[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Baseball Resolution: Keep being a badass left-hander.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Life Resolution: Keep percentages in my favor by brainwashing every hitter to be left-handed.[/FONT]
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[FONT=arial]Phil Hughes[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Baseball Resolution: Use new stadium to keep home run rates down, try to boost strike out rate.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Life Resolution: Every time I think about mean Yankee fans, just remember I've gone somewhere so far away that they'll forget I've ever existed...until we play a game in the Bronx...then drink heavily.[/FONT]
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[FONT=arial]Jared Burton[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Baseball Resolution: Continue to solidify the back of the bullpen.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Life Resolution: Popularize neck beards again.[/FONT]
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[FONT=arial]Kevin Correia[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Baseball Resolution: Keep doing what I'm doing, even if I've been demoted from staff ace to staff #3...again...[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Life Resolution: Keep my arm attached to my shoulder.[/FONT]
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[FONT=arial]Glen Perkins[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Baseball Resolution: Get another All-Star Game spot by racking up the saves...assuming we have games that need saving.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Life Resolution: Keep speaking truth to power (hitters). And by speaking truth I mean talk trash and throw sliders.[/FONT]
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[FONT=arial]Ron Gardenhire[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Baseball Resolution: Rebuild the team so it's in good shape for the next guy.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Life Resolution: Use word-a-day calendar to improve nicknames for the boys. Instead of "Plouffe-y" maybe, Penultimate Plouffe-Dog?[/FONT]
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[FONT=arial]Twins fans, what are your New Year's Resolutions?

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