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Bark's 2017 MN Twins OF Insanity

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 05:58 PM
Damn, I love the guys we have slotted to play the OF for us this year. Not to ignore Sano or Dozier, I hope they do more than well. I thi...
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Twins All-Time 25-man roster

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 05:49 PM
So, as part of some of the projects we do with Call To The Pen, I was assigned to put together the Twins all-time 25-man roster.   I...
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Article: Twins Blunder Polanco's Development

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 05:33 PM
Shortstop has been a revolving door for the Twins for the greater part of the last two decades. Minnesota is set to enter the 2017 season...
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2016-2017 MLB Off-season Thread

Other Baseball Today, 05:49 PM
We had a regular season thread... Might as well make an off-season thread to track signings, firings, trades, etc. 
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Article: Twins Roster Projection 2017: Version 2.0

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 05:01 PM
In past years, I posted my first big league Roster Projections on the first day of Twins full-squad workouts. This is a couple of days la...
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The Big Switch: The Sun

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Attached Image: Correia_Kevin_Pitching_US_720.jpg May arrived three days late, but Saturday The Sun found clouds it could occasionally hurdle. The gloom passed and Twins Territory awoke from abad dream, one filled with wind and rain and Dodgers and losing baseball stacked on top of losing baseball on top of desperate roster moves and game-winning line drives that die an early death, suffocated by leather.

But on Saturday The Sun shone, warming the fans who sat down the third base line, which was almost all of them, because SUN. It warmed Twins bats and fueled the ongoing transformation of Trevor Caterpillar to Butterfly Plouffe, who sprung forth and staked the Twins to an early 1-0 lead in a very unbutterfly-like way, because butterflies don't know what a gapper is, let alone how to hit one.

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The Sun softened Brian Dozier's glove and quickened his twitchy wrists which offered a sacrifice in the form of white horsehide, launched to the upper facing of the left field bleachers. And Dozier's sacrifice pleased The Sun.

The Sun relieved the bilateral weakness from Joe Mauer's manhood, empowering all 6-feet 3-inches of man muscles to slug an opposite field home run that delivered Dozier and Pedro Florimon and a lead incapable of dissipation.

But mostly The Sun shone brightest on Kevin Correia, who reflected it and dazzled Orioles batters for seven innings. It warmed his hands and it strengthened his grip and his pitches played with The Sun, darting away from lefties bats...Attached Image: Correia v lefies.png
and even further away from right-handers.

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The Sun brought back memories of last year, when Correia was younger and effective and a bargain and – dare I say – the staff leader. And it dissolved last Friday’s nightmare of artillery shots bouncing off outfield walls and an overmatched Chris Colabello in right field, running for his life. And it melted the 7.33 ERA over a full point - still a bad dream but a dream in which Correia still has a major league career, which is not an unpleasant slumber.

And the Twins won and spring returned and Byron Buxton was healthy again and reporting to the home of The Sun, Fort Myers. For who better to entrust with his future? And who better to provide our Big Switch?

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