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Twins fire Dougie Baseball

Twins Minor League Talk Today, 02:38 AM
http://m.startribune...?section=sports   Bummer. He sounds pretty pissed about it. Best of luck to him in the future.
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Let's talk about Castro....

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 02:12 AM
This signing was lauded by a lot this off season, but at this point it looks like a disaster that we are going to be stuck with for anoth...
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Walt's daily odds

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 01:51 AM
Here is daily odds for Twins make playoff levels. Is base from win percent and binomial function.   Win Second Wall Car: 0.62 Win To...
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It's Never Too Early for Magic Number

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 02:38 AM
Just a little Spreadsheet fun for those interested in knowing how many wins/losses the Twins need to clinch a playoff spot  ...
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Can we stop this nonsense about benching kepler against LHP?

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 12:20 AM
At least non elite LHP. This kid is as raw as they come! The only way he is gonna improve against LHP is actually facing them! Been pret...
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End of Twins, Beginning of Baseball (Twins vs. Indians 92-94)

No More All-Star Moments (Twins 3 Indians 2 – Game 92)

This is the story of the 2013 Twins, and there’s really not a whole lot left to cover in these remaining games. True believers will hold out for a miracle, a string of victories, and playoff glory. I love all things TC, but I can’t believe in that campfire tale.

If it happens, I’ll jump on the bandwagon and stand in the parade as if I had always been there.
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The Twins came out of the All-Star Break plucky, like nobody told them the odds. Mauer and Morneau made some late-inning magic. Perkins took the mound for a save opportunity with his fly down, which oughtta be a story he tells into his gray-haired years.

Still, the team is thirteen games under .500, so this tale is destined to end in tragedy.

Doppelganger (Twins 3 Indians 2 – Game 93)

Twins win again, almost exactly like they did the night before. Except Perkins kept his fly zipped.

I kinda hope he left that zipper down on purpose. Could’ve started out as a bullpen dare and ended up with a box of steaks delivered to Perkins house. It’s a long shot – and clearly I have no inside information – but it’s a nice little daydream for me.

If the Twins can’t win, they can at least bond. Share some emotional scars and find out what the guy with whom they’re warming up really has under the hood. Mischief and ritual can build trust.

Attached Image: hrbekthumbsup.jpg Maybe what I’m saying is this: We need another Kent Hrbek, and maybe a dash of Gary Gaetti. They may not be the straws that stir the drink, but they are the hands that shake the can of beer.

Maybe this could be the team that rises up out of that foam, like a phoenix from the ashes.

Game of Moans (Twins 1 Indians 7 – Game 94)


Around first pitch, my wife and I talked about the lack of time we’d been spending with the Twins. We were taking our dog for a walk by the mighty Mississippi, and we didn’t talk much about Twins baseball. It was a day too beautiful to ruin.

After getting lunch and returning home, I checked the score to find the Twins were down 6-0. I shut off the phone, shut down my give-a-damn, and continued enjoying time with my wife.

I miss baseball, but I can’t submit to this reign of bad pitches and low energy. No one needs another blog post lamenting the slow death of this team. Writing dozens of posts about what’s wrong with the Twins will kill joy inside my heart.

My game needs to change. There’s really no need to watch baseball games to see the how the Twins’ season progresses. It’s time to watch the Twins’ season progress to appreciate baseball.

The game remains the game. Four bases, 90 feet apart and three strikes to get a chance to dance. Even without a World Series in a team’s sights, a two-out home run still brings glory. Every home run crosses a very real border into immortality. Real life is rarely so satisfying.

It’s dismal, everyone, but there’s still baseball out there.


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