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Article: Hangout and Talk Twins, Episode 46, 10/22

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 12:28 AM
Minnesota Twins starting pitcher Kyle Gibson will be a featured guest on tonight's LIVE Twins Hangouts podcast at 9:00 central time. If y...
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Article: How "Different" Is Paul Molitor?

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 12:28 AM
In many ways, Paul Molitor is an easy sell as the next manager of the Minnesota Twins. He is a Hall of Famer who has been involved in pro...
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Article: Joe Maddon is Out in Tampa. Could Twins Get Him?

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 12:14 AM
A compelling new twist was added to the Twins' managerial search on Friday, when it was announced that Rays skipper Joe Maddon has opted...
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Article: Twins Organizational Depth Chart: Third Base

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 12:28 AM
Earlier this week, we looked at the organization depth at first base for the Twins. Today, we make the jump across the diamond to the hot...
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Revisiting Terry Ryan's Thoughts On Payroll

Minnesota Twins Talk Yesterday, 10:47 PM
Since 2012 Twins Daily has had the opportunity to sit down with Twins GM Terry Ryan and discuss the impending offseason. One of the bigge...
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Baseball's Happy Lexicon

Attached Image: Hammond_Stadium.jpg This shortest of phrases makes our hearts soar
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We limped through last year but come back for more
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99 losses taught the boys things
We yearn for the clean slate a new season brings
Like Hornsby we stared out the window for spring
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Four tiny words and hope’s candle’s lit
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Gardy will make sure they get after it
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Smith was relieved and Ryan’s the man
He let Cuddy go but got Josh Willingham
We’ll hope that Capps moon shots don’t ruin his plan
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We love when they hustle and slide in the dirt
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But please Lord don’t let the boys end up hurt
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We’ll watch through our fingers when Frankie throws
Obsess on the nogginof Justin Morneau
And the Bilat’ral legs of our catcher Joe
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Finally you take your turn as poet
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Channel your winter frustration and show it
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The comments below are a great place to bleat
Two tens and three ‘levens provide you the beat
(But add words wherever, if like me you cheat)
Pitchers and catchers report

With apologies to Franklin Pierce Adams


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