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Reusse makes case for Danny Santana at shortstop

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 11:03 PM
http://www.startribu...stop/414561533/   Patrick Reusse wrote an article making a case for Danny Santana to compete for the shortsto...
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Berardino: Sano working to take on 3B

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 10:48 PM
http://www.twincitie...roots-at-third/   Miguel Sano says he lost 15 pounds this offseason and is now at 271 pounds. Last year at sp...
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2016-2017 Wolves season

Minnesota Timberwolves Talk Today, 10:33 PM
For the first time in many years there is a lot of optimism surrounding the Wolves. Several of the ESPN podcasters that I listen are pump...
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MLB Pipeline: 2017 Twins Top 30 Prospects

Twins Minor League Talk Today, 10:26 PM
http://m.mlb.com/pro...s/2017?list=min   Just came out today. Thoughts?
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Article: TD Top Prospects #3: Alex Kirilloff

Twins Minor League Talk Today, 10:11 PM
If you ever have an hour to spare and you’re not feeling great, do a search for “Alex Kirilloff Batting Practice” on YouTube, Google or y...
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Baseball's Happy Lexicon

Attached Image: Hammond_Stadium.jpg This shortest of phrases makes our hearts soar
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We limped through last year but come back for more
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99 losses taught the boys things
We yearn for the clean slate a new season brings
Like Hornsby we stared out the window for spring
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Four tiny words and hope’s candle’s lit
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Gardy will make sure they get after it
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Smith was relieved and Ryan’s the man
He let Cuddy go but got Josh Willingham
We’ll hope that Capps moon shots don’t ruin his plan
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We love when they hustle and slide in the dirt
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But please Lord don’t let the boys end up hurt
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We’ll watch through our fingers when Frankie throws
Obsess on the nogginof Justin Morneau
And the Bilat’ral legs of our catcher Joe
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Finally you take your turn as poet
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Channel your winter frustration and show it
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The comments below are a great place to bleat
Two tens and three ‘levens provide you the beat
(But add words wherever, if like me you cheat)
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With apologies to Franklin Pierce Adams


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