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Article: Twins Acquire Tommy Milone

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 09:57 PM
Welcome to the Twins. Not a bad pickup for Fuld!
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Article: Kurt Suzuki Signs Extension With Twins

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 09:54 PM
Up against the trade deadline and facing limited interest from other teams, the Minnesota Twins signed a last minute contract extension w...
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Aaron Hicks quietly posting good numbers in New Britain

Twins Minor League Talk Today, 09:51 PM
Given his flirtation with giving up switch-hitting (and baffling return to it a few weeks later), I wanted to dig a bit further into his...
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Article: Welcome to the new Twins Daily!

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It has been two long months of project outlines, software testing, design, development, testing, and finally… migration.Welcome to the ne...
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Act Now! Get Your Warning Points Erased! One Time...

Questions About MinnCentric Today, 09:57 PM
A bunch of you have warning points that carried over oddly from the old installation. I was going to wipe them all out with a SQL command...
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Baseball's Happy Lexicon

Attached Image: Hammond_Stadium.jpg This shortest of phrases makes our hearts soar
Pitchers and catchers report
We limped through last year but come back for more
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99 losses taught the boys things
We yearn for the clean slate a new season brings
Like Hornsby we stared out the window for spring
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Four tiny words and hope’s candle’s lit
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Gardy will make sure they get after it
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Smith was relieved and Ryan’s the man
He let Cuddy go but got Josh Willingham
We’ll hope that Capps moon shots don’t ruin his plan
Pitchers and catchers report

We love when they hustle and slide in the dirt
Pitchers and catchers report
But please Lord don’t let the boys end up hurt
Pitcher and catchers report
We’ll watch through our fingers when Frankie throws
Obsess on the nogginof Justin Morneau
And the Bilat’ral legs of our catcher Joe
Pitchers and catchers report

Finally you take your turn as poet
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Channel your winter frustration and show it
Pitchers and catchers report
The comments below are a great place to bleat
Two tens and three ‘levens provide you the beat
(But add words wherever, if like me you cheat)
Pitchers and catchers report

With apologies to Franklin Pierce Adams


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