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Astros & later pick Nix settle -- part of Aiken mess

MLB Baseball Today, 05:12 PM
Jon Heyman ‏@JonHeymanCBS  · 16m16 minutes ago  astros & draftee nix, whose $1.5M deal was canceled thru no fault of his ow...
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Rumor: Twins to spend over their Int. bonus limit in 2015...

Twins Minor League Talk Today, 04:03 PM
This is completely a rumor, so huge grain of salt, but Kiley McDaniel, who is a legit source, posted it based on "surveying about a dozen...
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Article: Twins Non-Roster Spring Training Invites

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 03:11 PM
On Friday afternoon, the Twins announced that they have invited 18 non-roster players to major league spring training. Among others, top...
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Punto vs Nunez

Minnesota Twins Talk Today, 03:04 PM
Punto was just released by the A's.  Should the Twins continue their welcome back tour and bring Punto back as the 2nd back up middl...
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Casey McGehee to the Giants

MLB Baseball Today, 11:24 AM
The Giants have their third baseman, I guess.  They acquired Casey McGehee from the Marlins.  Many of us had speculated that th...
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Baseball's Happy Lexicon

Attached Image: Hammond_Stadium.jpg This shortest of phrases makes our hearts soar
Pitchers and catchers report
We limped through last year but come back for more
Pitchers and catchers report
99 losses taught the boys things
We yearn for the clean slate a new season brings
Like Hornsby we stared out the window for spring
Pitchers and catchers report
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Four tiny words and hope’s candle’s lit
Pitchers and catchers report
Gardy will make sure they get after it
Pitchers and catchers report
Smith was relieved and Ryan’s the man
He let Cuddy go but got Josh Willingham
We’ll hope that Capps moon shots don’t ruin his plan
Pitchers and catchers report

We love when they hustle and slide in the dirt
Pitchers and catchers report
But please Lord don’t let the boys end up hurt
Pitcher and catchers report
We’ll watch through our fingers when Frankie throws
Obsess on the nogginof Justin Morneau
And the Bilat’ral legs of our catcher Joe
Pitchers and catchers report

Finally you take your turn as poet
Pitchers and catchers report
Channel your winter frustration and show it
Pitchers and catchers report
The comments below are a great place to bleat
Two tens and three ‘levens provide you the beat
(But add words wherever, if like me you cheat)
Pitchers and catchers report

With apologies to Franklin Pierce Adams


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