We need nicknames

Sorry if this isnt the Right forum for this but i thought it was appropriate. I used to visit ESPN forums a lot and it used to be a lot of fun to make nicknames whenever somone posts the gamethread for the day. So in the spirit of that, post your nicknames for our players and i hope the creator for the gamethreads has fun with this
Here my random day lineup:

1) spandemonium
2) lil general (revere)
3) mauer pauer
4) willinghammer
5) The big canuk
6) Doom
7) Bulldozier
8) Plouff it's gone
9) sing me a carroll

Im sure you all can come up with better names than that!

Spandemonium is really catchy.

I'll throw a few out there. Please remember this is all in jest...

Spando Calrissian (He has a suave and smooth young Billy Dee Williams aura about him)
Brokeback Mauer (As in Injured, nothing else)
Beef Willingham (I prefer this over Hammer... it is too cliche)

"The Runt" for Revere
"The Magic Dragon" for Plouffe
"The Sonic Boom" for Sano

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Originally Posted by asmus_ndsu

Sorry if this isnt the Right forum for this but i thought it was appropriate. I used to visit ESPN forums a lot and it used to be a lot of fun to make nicknames whenever somone posts the gamethread for the day. So in the spirit of that, post your nicknames for our players and i hope the creator for the gamethreads has fun with this
Here my random day lineup:

1) spandemonium
2) lil general (revere)
3) mauer pauer
4) willinghammer
5) The big canuk
6) Doom
7) Bulldozier
8) Plouff it's gone
9) sing me a carroll

Im sure you all can come up with better names than that!

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Although I named a few earlier. I thought I'd finish the rest of the Starting Line-up tonight. It is guaranteed some of these will suck!:)

1. Denard Span - Spando Calrissian/The Pimp/Billy Dee
2. Ben Revere - Lil' Peeps
3. Joe Mauer - Brokeback Mauer/Joey Baseball
4. Josh Willingham - Beef Willingham
5. Justin Morneau - Risky Business (Morneau is a tough one to come up with avoiding cliche or lameness, I am using the actress Rebecca De Mornay of the movie "Risky Business" (Mornay=Morneau). This is the best I can come up with.
6. Ryan Doumit - God Doumit - although I do like "Doom"
7. Brian Dozier - "Bull Dozier" works, but I'd go with "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
8. Trevor Plouffe - Babe Plouffe
9. Jamey Carroll - Tiny Tim (as in X-mas Carroll)

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Originally Posted by samloupete

"The Runt" for Revere
"The Magic Dragon" for Plouffe
"The Sonic Boom" for Sano

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Good call bringing Sano into the convo, we need to have some ready for his call up. Plouffalouffagus has been a household name here lately. Not sure what it means but fun to say when he blasts one out.

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Originally Posted by MidwestMeat

Good call bringing Sano into the convo, we need to have some ready for his call up. Plouffalouffagus has been a household name here lately. Not sure what it means but fun to say when he blasts one out.

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Sano-ara??

P.J. Walters (before tonight) -- The "Wall"

Pitcher tonight... "diamond cutter" or "gem"

Diamond: "Hard Carbon" "Blood Diamond" or just "The Cutter"

Spanny, Benny, Joey, Willy, Morny, Doomy, Plouffey, Dozy, and Jamey.

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Originally Posted by Boom Boom

Spanny, Benny, Joey, Willy, Morny, Doomy, Plouffey, Dozy, and Jamey.

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That sounds like a revamped "New Kids on the Block" line-up. I can't wait till they put out there next album and tour.

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Originally Posted by asmus_ndsu

Sorry if this isnt the Right forum for this but i thought it was appropriate. I used to visit ESPN forums a lot and it used to be a lot of fun to make nicknames whenever somone posts the gamethread for the day. So in the spirit of that, post your nicknames for our players and i hope the creator for the gamethreads has fun with this
Here my random day lineup:

1) spandemonium
2) lil general (revere)
3) mauer pauer
4) willinghammer
5) The big canuk
6) Doom
7) Bulldozier
8) Plouff it's gone
9) sing me a carroll

Im sure you all can come up with better names than that!

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1) Denard (Denarded, Spanzy, Spandex)
2) Revere (The Patriot, The Rider (Paul Revere Reference))
3) Mauer (Sideburns, The Kid, Mauerzy)
4) Willingham (Hamburgalur, Green Eggs and Ham, Home Run Hammer)
5) Morneau (I crush you, this Just-In, The Mortician)
6) Doumit (Doughnut, Bear Claw, Glazed with Sprinkles)
7) Dozier (Bull Dozier... I have to say I have posted about Dozier many times since he's been called up and usually refer to him as the Bull Dozier already, thanks for stealing my thunder asmus haha)
8) Ploufe (Ploufey, Ploufe Doggy Dog, The Magician)
9) Carrol (Weasel... because he resembles a weasel, gramps, Frosty the Snowman, Silver Bells, Silent Night, any other Christmas Carol)

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Originally Posted by Ultima Ratio

Diamond: "Hard Carbon" "Blood Diamond" or just "The Cutter"

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How about "The Gemologist", Mr. Ice, A Girls Best Friend... lol

I like to call Scott Diamond "Big Spot Scott".

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Originally Posted by Boom Boom

I like to call Scott Diamond "Big Spot Scott".

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I've heard Scott Baker often referred to as "Big Spot Scott", I think Diamond is a much better person for the title right now.

Jamey Carroll - Eddie Munster
Justin Morneau - Greg Louganis
Ben Revere - Bojangles

These all suck...even if just for fun. Just sayin'!

And "plouffe" it was gone. LOL you sillies!

And we'll "casilla" at second!