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jay
04-01-2013, 02:00 PM
After this (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1575494-bryce-harper-gets-free-chipotle-burritos-for-life-world-domination-to-follow) news came out a while back and then this (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/harper-2nd-youngest-hr-1st-180012106--mlb.html) performance today (2 HRs, 2 ABs), the only logical conclusion we can make is that Bryce Harper + Unlimited Burritos = Home Runs.

I'm going to Chipotle RIGHT NOW. (Softball season is around the corner!)

gil4
04-03-2013, 07:50 AM
So Wade Boggs would have hit for more power if he had burritos instead of chicken (http://www.amazon.com/Fowl-tips-favorite-chicken-recipes/dp/B000723O2C) before every game (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1115800/)?

jay
04-03-2013, 08:44 AM
So Wade Boggs would have hit for more power if he had burritos instead of chicken (http://www.amazon.com/Fowl-tips-favorite-chicken-recipes/dp/B000723O2C) before every game (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1115800/)?

Yes, but another option might have been to not drink 50-60 Boggs on a road trip. The routine that I most commonly remember him for is drinking beer. When having a Miller Lite is literally named after you... that's pretty legendary.

PTI Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgzEAeOREX0)
PTI Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Gx8OmO9Rk)

He at least partially denies it, but the legend will forever ring true.

gil4
04-03-2013, 04:17 PM
When having a Miller Lite is literally named after you... that's pretty legendary.



I had no idea. If he was that much of a beer drinker, I'm surprised the gang at Cheers didn't recognize him. :D

Wade Boggs of the Boston Red Sox on Cheers! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHG88BYpe7I)

(They cut off the best part, where they go thought his wallet and discover he really is Wade Boggs.)