View Full Version : Article: Joe Mauer Is Having Twins

John Bonnes
02-28-2013, 11:04 AM
You can view the page at http://twinsdaily.com/content.php?r=1415-Joe-Mauer-Is-Having-Twins

Boom Boom
02-28-2013, 11:47 AM
They may be twins, but they're also yankees, and I have a hunch they may also be athletics.

02-28-2013, 12:14 PM
What else would you expect from a player so accustomed to 'grounding into two.'

Sorry - couldn't resist.

02-28-2013, 12:15 PM
I'm also certain his wife is glad he didn't opt for football - and end up playing with the 49ers.

OK, now I'm just piling on...

Parker Hageman
02-28-2013, 01:23 PM
Coors lights! #silverbullet #taptherockies #frostbrewed

02-28-2013, 01:39 PM
Congrats to the Mauers. Of course, they could be like the Cuddyers have have 2 girls! Ah, but then they could be the first females to break the gender barrier in the mlb.

02-28-2013, 03:33 PM
The irony is too much for me to bare. Mr. Twin having Twins, unreal.

02-28-2013, 06:31 PM
Due at the end of August.......... the wedding on December 1....... the math indicates Joe really stepped up to the plate for the honeymoon.

Don't Feed the Greed Guy
02-28-2013, 10:23 PM
You can't make this up. Possible names? I vote for Paul and Babe--Molly and Ruth if they are girls.

03-03-2013, 08:04 AM
Minnie and Paul if they are a boy and a girl.

Twins Twerp
03-04-2013, 09:40 AM
Joe II and Joe III, if George Foreman can do it why not Baby Jesus.

03-04-2013, 04:21 PM
I could see this ending up on Jay Leno's "Headlines" bit that he does on Monday nights.

03-04-2013, 06:00 PM
I could see this ending up on Jay Leno's "Headlines" bit that he does on Monday nights.
WTF is Jay Leno?

03-04-2013, 07:15 PM
WTF is Jay Leno?

He seems to be an entertainer on this new-fangled device called a television. I would look up more detail for you but my copy of the Internet is currently on loan to a friend.