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SpiritofVodkaDave
01-23-2013, 05:53 PM
This story is just to hilarious! $600,000 to not be a fat slob. :jump::jump::jump::whacky028:

Delmon Young Can Earn $600,000 In Bonus Money By Not Being A Fat Mess (http://deadspin.com/5978454/delmon-young-can-earn-600000-in-bonus-money-by-not-being-a-fat-mess)

jm3319
01-23-2013, 05:58 PM
damn, beat me to it. I was going to share the article. Unbelievable.

LaBombo
01-23-2013, 05:59 PM
Hopefully Ryan is still listening to the same scouts that signed off on his idea to trade Garza and Bartlett for this potatohead.

luke829
01-23-2013, 06:04 PM
Someone like him would best be utilized as an "enforcer" type (like in hockey). Anyone who irks his mates can expect a barrage of bats, coolers, and other assorted equipment to come their way.

snepp
01-23-2013, 06:25 PM
Someone like him would best be utilized as an "enforcer" type (like in hockey). Anyone who irks his mates can expect a barrage of bats, coolers, and other assorted equipment to come their way.

As well as a barrage of racial slurs (where applicable).

luke829
01-23-2013, 06:34 PM
As well as a barrage of racial slurs (where applicable).

I'll be willing to bet it was over one of three topics:

1. Money
2. Middle East politics
3. Who makes the best knish this side of the Mississippi

minn55441
01-23-2013, 06:49 PM
I wonder if they will publish the results of these 6 weigh-ins?

LaBombo
01-23-2013, 06:56 PM
Now if Delmon would just grow a 'stache and find the right bowler hat.

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/daily-pitch/2012/04/27/delmon-youngx-large.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nurq9KdhbFo/TxhGSg_Tc7I/AAAAAAAADWg/PxvwWpGcx4E/s1600/potaothead.jpg

Fire Dan Gladden
01-23-2013, 07:47 PM
Other incentives I heard that are in his contract:

$250k if he goes the whole season without throwing a bat at an umpire
$100k if he goes the entire season without doing a pirouette in the outfield
$500k for every walk he gets this season
$1 million if he goes the entire season without a reporter using "morals clause" and "Delmon Young's contract" in the same sentence.

Knotholemike
01-23-2013, 08:36 PM
One of the most over-rated prospects of ALL time.

SpiritofVodkaDave
01-23-2013, 09:32 PM
Uhhh wow, I bet Delmon would be a fan of this gestapo style moderation here at twinsdaily.com that completely changed the title of this thread without my permission.

The proper title was/is: Delmon Young: Worthless piece of fat human ****!