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FireMauer
10-05-2012, 12:29 PM
It is obvious fact R.A.Dicky is Inning Eater, whereas Joe Mauer is Money Eater.

I know he's brilliant season, but his ability was overrated.

TwinsFanInPhilly
10-05-2012, 12:39 PM
It is obvious you am smart

I know you's brilliant thinker, but not so good write

Gardy32
10-05-2012, 12:40 PM
It is obvious fact R.A.Dicky is Inning Eater, whereas Joe Mauer is Money Eater.

I know he's brilliant season, but his ability was overrated.

What?

I think this may be the worst post ever. It fails on so many levels. Is there a way to thumbs down this kind of drivel?

Twins Fan From Afar
10-05-2012, 12:45 PM
It is obvious fact R.A.Dicky is Inning Eater, whereas Joe Mauer is Money Eater.

I know he's brilliant season, but his ability was overrated.

I think this was written by Al Swearengen from Deadwood.

Lesser Dali
10-05-2012, 01:01 PM
It appears as if Sloth has escaped from his cage at Chunk's House and has accessed their computer. Who could have guessed he was a Twins Fan? Yowza!

Brad Swanson
10-05-2012, 01:10 PM
I sincerely hope Mauer is not eating his money. That would be wasteful.

Did anyone watch that 30 for 30 documentary: Broke? Was there a segment about athletes that eat their own money?

nicksaviking
10-05-2012, 01:32 PM
It appears as if Sloth has escaped from his cage at Chunk's House and has accessed their computer. Who could have guessed he was a Twins Fan? Yowza!

Alas, John Matuszak is dead and burried since 1989. Though that could be another explanation for the post.

GCTF
10-05-2012, 01:36 PM
Pig, the TD screening process is on the fritz, the rubechatters are getting through again.

James
10-05-2012, 01:58 PM
I love trolls.

TwinVike61
10-05-2012, 02:01 PM
I love trolls.

...especially when they come out from under the bridge and attempt to communicate with humans...

gilesferrell
10-05-2012, 02:15 PM
We all need a good joke like this on a daily basis

Fire Dan Gladden
10-05-2012, 03:02 PM
Ignoring the grammer... issues, I would love to hear why FireMauer believes Joe's ability is overrated.

James
10-05-2012, 03:43 PM
Ignoring the grammer... issues, I would love to hear why FireMauer believes Joe's ability is overrated.
I believe it is because he's paid a lot of money to play a game. I'm sure he's got some other arguments as well though.

snepp
10-05-2012, 04:06 PM
Dan....you so sneaky.

powrwrap
10-05-2012, 04:18 PM
Twins must cut Mauer's wagesJoe Mauer is Money Eater.


Yes, they need to cut Mauer's wages into tiny bite sized pieces.

Ex-Iowegian
10-05-2012, 04:30 PM
Whew... Thought I was on the Strib site for a minute there.

Lesser Dali
10-05-2012, 04:38 PM
It is obvious fact R.A.Dicky is Inning Eater, whereas Joe Mauer is Money Eater.

I know he's brilliant season, but his ability was overrated.

It is too bad they don't give out Academy Awards for starting a thread. It is reminiscent of Leonardo DiCaprio's performance in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape".

BRAVO!!!

70charger
10-06-2012, 02:14 PM
He's like Charlie from Always Sunny.

"I've been meaning to speak to you about this. I can't read these words. They're not in the right order."

"I'll read the words you wrote. "Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do." This doesn't make any sense!"

gil4
10-06-2012, 04:02 PM
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Yes, they need to cut Mauer's wages into tiny bite sized pieces.

So instead of paying by check the Twins should send a Brinks truck with about 4 million quarters every two weeks?

SpantheMan
10-06-2012, 06:33 PM
You made an account to post that?!

whatever54
10-06-2012, 09:19 PM
I feel so much better about my lack of contribution here, having read this thread.

IdahoPilgrim
10-06-2012, 09:42 PM
Didn't I see this on a fortune cookie somewhere?

snepp
10-07-2012, 08:41 PM
You made an account to post that?!

He didn't want to post it with his regular account.


/wildspeculation

StormJH1
10-08-2012, 03:17 PM
I love how we're 24 posts in and everyone trashed the OP so bad, nobody even bothered to tell them why the post made no sense/is impossible.

70charger
10-08-2012, 05:18 PM
I love how we're 24 posts in and everyone trashed the OP so bad, nobody even bothered to tell them why the post made no sense/is impossible.

1. Most were justifiably making fun of his clear illiteracy.

2. I don't really think we should have to justify this kind of thing with a response.

3. Baseball contracts are guaranteed.