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Bark's Lounge
08-19-2012, 02:32 PM
John Shipley of the Pioneer Press wrote an article disclosing the following:

http://www.twincities.com/twins/ci_21345979/pearl-jams-eddie-vedder-minnesota-twins-rock?source=most_viewed

This is great news and may be the beginning of the end of the Twins misfortunes the last few seasons.

Onward to Victory!!!!

greengoblinrulz
08-19-2012, 02:41 PM
not a Pearl Jam/Vedder guy at all.
Sure it makes his beloved SEA fans estatic that he doesnt like the Mariners.

Bark's Lounge
08-19-2012, 02:49 PM
Sure it makes his beloved SEA fans estatic that he doesnt like the Mariners.

What is there to like? Maybe if we combined the Mariner's Pitching Staff with the Twins offense we might have ourselves a winning ballclub, but we might have to play in Billings, MT (roughly the half way point between Seattle and Minneapolis).

Riverbrian
08-19-2012, 06:09 PM
not a Pearl Jam/Vedder guy at all.
Sure it makes his beloved SEA fans estatic that he doesnt like the Mariners.

A Dissident is here!!!

Bark's Lounge
08-19-2012, 06:25 PM
not a Pearl Jam/Vedder guy at all.
Sure it makes his beloved SEA fans estatic that he doesnt like the Mariners.

A Dissident is here!!!

I've been looking in my Rear View Window for you to arrive!

Riverbrian
08-19-2012, 06:41 PM
Anna No... Anna No... I don't want to stay... Make me Fries... (guitar solo)

Bark's Lounge
08-19-2012, 06:46 PM
Anna No... Anna No... I don't want to stay... Make me Fries... (guitar solo)

It's Evolution Baby!!!

mggopher
08-19-2012, 10:06 PM
Anna No... Anna No... I don't want to stay... Make me Fries... (guitar solo)

It's Evolution Baby!!!

How long can this silliness possibly last? Well, for at least a couple more sentences...

Twins have taken the LONG ROAD to last place.
Are the Royals hearing FOOTSTEPS behind them for 4th in the division?
We need a bunch of control-type pitchers who can work the corners...really hit the BLACK.

I could keep going, but it's getting stupid and I'm drunk.

Bark's Lounge
08-19-2012, 10:30 PM
Anna No... Anna No... I don't want to stay... Make me Fries... (guitar solo)

It's Evolution Baby!!!

How long can this silliness possibly last? Well, for at least a couple more sentences...

Twins have taken the LONG ROAD to last place.
Are the Royals hearing FOOTSTEPS behind them for 4th in the division?
We need a bunch of control-type pitchers who can work the corners...really hit the BLACK.

I could keep going, but it's getting stupid and I'm drunk.

Hello Friend, Sober up and find your Even Flow. I had a friend Jeremy who had struggles similar to yours and he found his way just fine. Once, I was mixed up in life also, but I escaped from the Animal that was controlling me. Don't call me Daughter, but I think you will get it all straightened out.

Love,

Uncle Bark