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Parker Hageman
02-23-2012, 03:21 PM
Some of you may be aware that in addition to being a member of TwinsCentric, I also run an apparel company called DiamondCentric (http://diamondcentric.myshopify.com/) where we provide sports-themed t-shirts. This venture has mostly focused around the Twins but has since branched into other local sports teams. If you are a follower of ours on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/DiamondCentric), you know that we often do Caption Contests, giving the winner who amuses us the most a free tee. I thought we'd bring the practice over to the Twins Daily community and rewards those of you who have visited our new site. So, for a free Duenslinger t-shirt (http://diamondcentric.myshopify.com/products/duenslinger), give us your best caption for this picture:182**Winner will be chosen tomorrow (2/24 at 5 PM Twin Cities time)**

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Andrew Bryz-Gornia
02-23-2012, 03:30 PM
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Not impressed.

muld0023
02-23-2012, 03:38 PM
Pavano is getting ready for his audition as "Team Magician" now that Cuddyer has left.

Thrylos
02-23-2012, 03:47 PM
"Pitcher's Fielding Practice"

lukewolter
02-23-2012, 03:48 PM
Hot Potato!

John Bonnes
02-23-2012, 04:21 PM
Carl Pavano shows his fastball.

Jeremy Nygaard
02-23-2012, 04:25 PM
"If you think this ball makes my hands looks big, you should see them next to Barry Bonds's."

ben
02-23-2012, 04:29 PM
Decided to ditch the glove this year, you guys. Gonna just strike 'em all out. Bold move that lets 'em know you're a real man. Told the other guys about it to pump them up. They looked kind of confused, but you could tell they were impressed.

Andrew Bryz-Gornia
02-23-2012, 04:49 PM
"Once I master this, I can will the ball into my teammates' gloves. Yeah, that'll improve our defense."

Captain Kirkus
02-23-2012, 05:05 PM
"Dear Baby Jesus, let this ball strike my face and I become concussed, for then I shall not have play this season."

Jerr
02-23-2012, 05:16 PM
Hat? Check!
Jersey? Check!
Pants? Check!
Glove? Dangit!!!!

zchrz
02-23-2012, 05:36 PM
the force of the downward plane

krazypenguin
02-23-2012, 06:16 PM
Come to Pavano

minn55441
02-23-2012, 06:43 PM
Learning to Juggle, one ball at a time.

pickleschmetz
02-23-2012, 07:04 PM
Eyes closed and hands flopping about: it's how Pavano catches and Drew Butera hits.

jtrinaldi
02-23-2012, 07:47 PM
Some of you may be aware that in addition to being a member of TwinsCentric, I also run an apparel company called DiamondCentric (http://diamondcentric.myshopify.com/) where we provide sports-themed t-shirts. This venture has mostly focused around the Twins but has since branched into other local sports teams. If you are a follower of ours on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/DiamondCentric), you know that we often do Caption Contests, giving the winner who amuses us the most a free tee. I thought we'd bring the practice over to the Twins Daily community and rewards those of you who have visited our new site. So, for a free Duenslinger t-shirt (http://diamondcentric.myshopify.com/products/duenslinger), give us your best caption for this picture:182**Winner will be chosen tomorrow (2/24 at 5 PM Twin Cities time)**

"Lets see If I can earn my 30 million dollars with the Twins in a similar way I did with the Yankees"

Nicholas Mueller
02-23-2012, 07:51 PM
"Hey Glen, fire this picture threw the internet, and have fans caption it."

minn55441
02-23-2012, 09:28 PM
Hey Joe, I can juggle the same number of balls you can hit out of Target Field in a season.

Crimson
02-23-2012, 11:53 PM
Who knew I could levitate this this baseball so easily?

sam.ekstrom
02-24-2012, 02:06 AM
"I'm catching Jason Marquis' bullpen right now."

TwinsMusings
02-24-2012, 07:41 AM
Cool! Does this thing miss bats, too?

Cody Christie
02-24-2012, 10:56 AM
Working on his Mario fireball throwing skills.193

TAJ-50
02-24-2012, 12:59 PM
I hear they're making a Doctor Strange movie. With this trick and my 'stache, I'm a lock.

puck34
02-24-2012, 02:35 PM
Jedi Master Pavano

mini_tb
02-24-2012, 02:44 PM
Carl Pavano loves playing with his balls when nobody is looking.

JB (the Original)
02-24-2012, 03:08 PM
"Hey buddy, 'stache this somewhere for me, will ya?"

jorgie5150
02-24-2012, 04:07 PM
"It's an illusion. Tricks are what whores do for money."

powrwrap
02-24-2012, 04:41 PM
195

Master trainer Carl Pavano releases a baseball into the wild. The baseball should return to him unharmed after delivering a message to Pavano's mate, Joe Mauer.

Topperanton
02-24-2012, 04:42 PM
See Drew? This is how you do it without gloves.

Todd G
02-25-2012, 05:06 AM
Missed the deadline but . . .

100 IP in '05, $9 million.
45 IP in '06-'08, $29 million.
Stickin' it to the Yankees . . . PRICELESS.

Jerr
02-26-2012, 01:44 PM
And the winner is............................

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