Twas the Night Before Christmas...(2020 Twins Edition)

Dec 24 2020 08:00 PM | Matthew Lenz in The Lighter Side

T’was the night before christmas, when all through stands
Not a creature was stirring, not even the fans.
The Target Field bars and concessions were bare,
With hopes in twenty-one, we all could be there.

Image courtesy of Brad Rempel-USA TODAY Sports

Twins Territory nestled in and pulled up Twins Daily,
While making their list to replace Homer Bailey.
And fans in the comments said give Bauer a cap,
While wondering if Odo would get another lap.

When up in the office, there arose different clatters,
They also had needs for some new Bomba batters.
Away to free agency Rosie flew like a flash,
Now open the checkbook to give Nelly some cash.

No need to fly like new-fallen snow,
Now prospects can drive across I-ninety fo’.
When, what to fans wandering minds became clear,
They had a new affiliate for which they could cheer.

Jeffers and Rooker got to the majors so quick,
We knew in a moment they would definitely stick.
Just as rapid as the season, players come and they go,
But none were more surprising than Fernando Romero.

Thank you Rosie and Marwin!
Thank you Romo and Adrianza!
Bring on Kirilloff or Larnach,
Or even Marcell Ozuna.
However you choose to take in the call,
Cheer away, cheer away, cheer away all!

Here's the 2019 version for those of you interested.
Happy Holiday's everyone!

MORE FROM TWINS DAILY
— Latest Twins coverage from our writers
— Recent Twins discussion in our forums
— Follow Twins Daily via Twitter, Facebook or email