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Only Baseball Blogger Not Doing a Simulated Season Takes Up Pottery

“When I realized there wasn’t room for another fake baseball column, I picked up the clay and became one with it.”
Image courtesy of Flickr/Sharada Prasad
Corey Bulow, 36, has written about baseball his entire adult life. Even in the off-season, he’s found enough material in winter baseball and hot stove speculation to keep posting. The COVID-19 outbreak has proven to be a content challenge he can’t surmount.

“There’s just nothing to write about,” said the Pine City native. “I could probably wring 250 words out of Tyler Clippard doing a long toss in his backyard, but I don’t even have that. It’s depressing.”

The phenomenon of simulated games intrigued Bulow at first, but he soon realized he was late to the party.

“People are firing up simulations of the cancelled games. People are pitting classic teams against one another. I assume there’s a hundred old-timey nerds doing a Strat-O-Matic tournament. All the fake baseball is already snatched up.”

That’s when he realized he had one path available to him: Pottery.

“I live out in the sticks, and someone decided to use our grove as a place to leave all their junk,” said Bulow. “At first I was mad, but some of the stuff that wasn’t old paint cans was worthwhile.” One of those things: an actual kiln.

“You don’t come across a kiln too often in the middle of the woods. It sparked something in me. I was reborn.”

Bulow has been fascinated by pottery since his childhood.

“My grandma took a ceramics class when I was a kid,” said the furloughed bar manager. “She wasn’t very good at it, and the only thing she made me was an ashtray. I was seven. Still, I always wanted to learn how she did it. And with all this extra time on my hands, it was time to throw the clay.”

In the three weeks that he’s been a potter, he’s learned one important thing.

“This is really hard. You know how in Ghost where Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze’s spirit make a beautiful pot? Yeah, that’s not happening. I’ve made a bowl and a cup and they look like I’m making fun of bowls and cups.”

Bulow says he’s not giving up. Yet.

“I’m going to try and make a vase tomorrow. But it would be suuuuuper cool if I woke up and there was a vaccine instead. If that happens, I’m just going to go and buy a vase.”

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John Bonnes
Apr 17 2020 07:10 AM

Good lord is pottery hard. 

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I'm going to start running a simulated pottery season.

 

Attempt 1: Began with a pile of clay, ended up with something resembling an oblong ashtray. Poor start to the season.

 

Attempt 2: Got overconfident, spun the wheel too quickly while attempting to craft an orangina-bottle style vase, resulting in catastrophic failure.

 

Stay tuned for more!

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I haven't done the simulated season thing either... Would probably be fun.

 

But, The Young'n got me into Diamond Painting last weekend. That was fun for a couple of days... Until my neck and shoulders hurt so bad... but it's kind of fun. 

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The TD Moderators have just finished their simulation of the 2020 season. This wound up being a record-breaking season and was a lot of fun!

 

Among the many earning lifetime bans because of the stressful conditions were John Bonnes (repeated disrespectful posts mocking new members for telling their overly similar stories in the Get To Know Each Other thread), and Seth Stohs (trolling with a series of fawning profiles of Yankees and White Sox farmhands). In somewhat of an upset, RandBalls Stu earned only a 0-point warning from a moderator all season long, for a random typo. Of course by the end of the season essentially no one was earning Warning Points because most of the moderators themselves had been banned by one another.

 

 

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To sum up my ability as a potter in high school, I looked a lot like Kent Hrbek from the Legends game when I was carrying my finished product over to the kiln.

 

https://youtu.be/CwlnAIOrU6A

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Dave The Dastardly
Apr 20 2020 01:06 PM

I thought about pottery... briefly. But the thought of sticking my fingers into something wet and slimy reminded me of changing diapers... not mine, my kids when they were babies. So I thought about painting instead, but that reminded me of college and the mandatory art class I couldn't escape. I hoped for a naked model to paint but got a flower vase instead. Reminded me of this year's baseball season; high expectations, among other things, that rapidly wilted. Just like my GPA.

 

So I decided to take the high road. Stocked up on booze and snackies. Let the chips fall where they may.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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