Give Up, Cleveland. Now The Invincible Twins Have A Rally Squirrel
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Clearly shaken, the White Sox responded with the perfect counter strategy: they hit Jorge Polanco to load the bases with two outs. This year, the Twins had hit just .170 in that situation. But even the bases-loaded curse couldn’t stop the power of the #RallySquirrel:
Yup, two batters later the Twins were up 7-3, and rolled on to win 14-4. In case you don’t believe in a #RallySquirrel, the Twins scientifically proved her impact:
Case closed. Nelson Cruz, who went 4-5 with a home run and three doubles, suggested turning over the ballpark to the squirrels, if necessary.
The White Sox are clearly intimidated, and a little jealous:
Yeah, right, Pale Hose. This is our gal. Plus, with this look, it’s easy to see she wants to feast on your South Side flesh:
Twins manager Rocco Baldelli knows a competitor when he sees one and is welcoming her with open arms:
But a squirrel this powerful can never be caged. Farewell for now, #RallySquirrel.
Take comfort, Minnesota. When needed, she’ll be there.
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